An idiot who thinks Metallica is the best metal band ever, who's politics change like a babies underwear and purchases metal paraphernalia to justify his existence.
What a douche metal dork, everything is metal or nothing. Secretly rubs his Hulk Hogan WWF action figure inappropriately on very appropriate areas.
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Get the Dork mug.People who use Discord entirely too much. Will go out of their way to purchase 10 years of nitro, obtain every single badge, and join every degen server ("furries", "femboys", emotes, etc.) just for social approval, and because they LITERALLY can't stand out any other way. These types of people are usually insufferable, avoidant, and addicted to pornography. Most likely a teenager, or a 27 year old neck-beard that hasn't managed to solve anything detrimental to themselves in life yet. Is also PROBABLYY 4th Wave Feminist. (Is male and actively participates in activities that degrade women, most likely secretly.)
Also probably barely showers, always somehow listening to Spotify, probably plays ROBLOX, has Moderator in multiple servers or is a "top member", attending every con / convention under the sun, ranting in their status, etc.
Also probably barely showers, always somehow listening to Spotify, probably plays ROBLOX, has Moderator in multiple servers or is a "top member", attending every con / convention under the sun, ranting in their status, etc.
Wow, Marcuise makes Discord & Reddit his ENTIRE life! He actually spent $300 of his college fund on Reddit Premium and Profile decorations.. I think maybe you should avoid that guy. He's a Discord Dork and loves to participate in any socially destructive hivemind that he can.. Yikes..!
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Get the Discord Dork mug.Derriona is such a dork, she is apart of every after school group and says such dorkish things you can’t do anything but call her what she is. A DORK!!!
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Get the Dorking mug.That dork Sherman wouldn't wipe his ass with anything higher than 200 grit sandpaper because he thought anything higher than that was for pussies.
by The Original Agahnim November 22, 2021
Get the Dork mug.Someone trying to get in a world others have been out of since high school or shortly after high school.
That dork is in his/her 30's or 40's and is still trying to steal/plagiarize our high school lines and spit in food like we did as teenagers, his/her new favorite lines are "Would you like fries with that?" and "Go away" (he/she thinks it makes him/her sound tough), and he/she thinks that he/she is the first/only (original) person to have ever said either of those things or gotten angry at somebody that came through a drive through or walked in a restaurant, because he/she is a narcissist, someone that really believes that he/she has had to be more sub serviant than everyone else for his/her entire life, and has had a harder life than everyone else.
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