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Dork

My bitches just eat, she loves giving me brain whenever I want, so I call her a dork” King OSF
by littleoh87 December 13, 2020
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Dork

A person who evokes radiance or laughter by acting stupid, sweet, or cute.
“Alex made a reminder in his phone just to help me remember something. He’s such a dork!”
by Blexagon June 22, 2023
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Dork-off

When two or more people who possess similar passionate tastes in various hobbies, areas of study and other pursuits deemed "dorky" or "nerdy" engage in a non-sanctioned competition wherein the winner is crowned by their superior knowledge in said category.
We had a total dork-off while discussing trilobites and animal bones at the gem and mineral show.
by Skulldogman February 7, 2017
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Dork

Someone who sees themself as a shark, and thinks that everyone else has to.
Nobody thought he/she was a shark, no matter how many times he/she tried to insist that he/she was a shark, they saw a dork when they looked at him/her. They saw the same kid that watched Mighty Morphin Power Rangers and Barney the Purple Dinosaur and shit like that thinking that he/she had now turned the tables on the world and all the kids that once bullied him/her that he/she whined about.
by Solid Mantis October 26, 2020
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Dork Scrolling

Endlessly scrolling Dex and Pumpfun for the next runner.
I’ve been Dork Scrolling all day and haven’t found shit.
by KodAyden November 8, 2024
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Dork

Someone that doesn't think a billionaire's party is as overrated as the other people that went to it, including the billionaire (usually because it's another oppurtunity for the dork to see and be seen which equals power to the dork, and it's another oppurtunity to gain status, money/funds, and connections).
The dork was the one that always tried to make the parties seem more exciting and intriguiging than they actually were, but would still talk about hype coming from other people besides him/her.
by The Original Agahnim December 9, 2021
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Dork Stick

A USB flash drive that is hung around the neck by a lanyard. Seen at many spots where intellectuals gather, such as colleges, universities, meetings, symposiums, etc. Can include any USB flash drive or memory card
Jeremy created a backup of his presentation on his dork stick.
by MadFrog July 7, 2011
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