Dirty Marlon

The dirty Marlon is when you sneak a tissue (usually unused) up your partners rectum-hole and yank it out during sex to clean it. Maybe with less shit in their up their ass they stop talking it as well.

I was expecting nothing but then he surprised me with a dirty Marlon.

After the dirty Marlon my bum was so clean you could’ve eaten out of it.

by knodel.exe May 6, 2020

Dirty Killian

When you grab a Oscar Meyers 12 pack of hot dogs, and shove them one by one up the others person’s butthole, screaming, “MUSTARD KETCHUP MAYO CUM, WHO SHOVED THESE HOTDOGS UP MY BUM!”

Me and daddy Jayden did the Dirty Killian last night in the laundry room

by Sheesh daddy June 24, 2021

Dirty Ely

When you accidentally have anal sex with the president after sleepwalking into their bedroom and mistaking the president for your anime girl cum pillow.

I got put in Azkaban for 12 years after I gave the president a Dirty Ely.

by everyonesgay April 17, 2020

dirty Reginald

In the middle of intercourse you pull your condom off and slap it on your partner’s face as if it was a monocle

Last night I gave my girl a dirty Reginald... now I’m single.

by Folacio van minibic May 21, 2018

Dirty Pasandu

The act of misreading coordinates and travelling to an incorrect destination in the game of Minecraft.

Bruh please help me I pulled a Dirty Pasandu and ran out of firework rockets while looking for the woodland mansion.

by Barbeno September 2, 2021

dirty durf

This act happens when you wrap the girl up in a towel and spin her like a top on your shlong until it’s unwrapped and repeat the act until finished.

“hey mom, can you grab me a towel so i can perform the dirty durf on this solid 8?”

by longshlong68 October 19, 2020

Dirty Doritoes

When you eat Mexican food and the next day you fart and it smells like nasty Mexican food and shit your brains out

Damn Josh! Your ass is dropping dirty doritoes you stink! Yeah it's the bad Mexican food I had

by Disel2013 April 12, 2019