danger dogo

A fuckin jinx if something goes wrong it is his fault. He will fuck up your life

Oh no it was danger dogo.

by The pinkskittle June 12, 2017

Stranger danger

When you sit on both hands until they go numb. You then use one to masturbate while putting the other in your ass.

Man I think I need to stop watching porn. Last night I pulled a stranger danger and got poop on my keyboard.

by Biggersexier March 3, 2021

Danger Ranger

Danger Ranger is also known as Cocaine in the drug world. Because cocaine gives you power and the feeling like a power ranger which is why it’s called danger ranger.

Man that was some powerful danger ranger off Tuco! That stuff got me feeling like a power ranger!

by Tuco Salamander May 8, 2023

Drive-Thru Danger

You have called a friend in the car via bluetooth so their audio comes out of the speaker. One you pull up to get your food, your friend then starts saying very vulgar or tremendously inappropriate words so the worker can hear what he is saying.

Bro...I can never go back to that McDonald's again, I suffered from Drive-Thru Danger because I had my tremendously vulgar uncle on the phone...the worker heard everything

by Absurdity May 4, 2021

Danger Masty

Recognising a very short opportunity, whip out your cock (or pussy), and masturbate to completion without getting busted. The danger comes from the risk of being caught, particularly around time limited windows of opportunity.

Kinley heard Barry’s Green Turtle in the drive way, excited he scurried into Barry’s bedroom and furiously hammered himself. And as the keys jingled he jismed, wiping himself with Barry’s sock he stork legged out of the room and threw himself out of sight into the hallway sinking to the floor as he heard Barry and his girlfriend walk into their bedroom. Sam grinned tiredly, Danger Masty ‘mission completed’.

by Beasticles May 12, 2020

danger swing

when having your legs open and 'dangerously' swinging your penis back and forth....a fast action.....sometimes to immate sexual activity.

danger!! danger swing!

by sazzel October 28, 2007

danger date

Having date with a some one who is currently on a break from their relationship - particularly if the person they have recently split with is hard and lives in the local area.

Lad 1 - "Good luck on the old danger date tonight mate"
Lad 2 - " I like to live life on the edge"

by definingthingsbadly August 17, 2021