curtaining

when roughly two boys and a girl have a threesome, usually dressed in garments made from curtains and an eyepatch. the term originates from the victorian times, when slaves would often have to wear curtains and were very horny.
'man, when was the last time you were involved in a spot of curtaining???!!?! me and josh curtained millie last night sooo good!!! i love to curtain'
by mikey johnson-baron-smith December 17, 2008
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pink fluffy curtain

Man up, you pink fluffy curtain.
by Quidinish May 16, 2016
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ham and cheese curtain show

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness
i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.
by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015
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Curtain Call

A term commonly used by lesbians to describe when they show love and affection to each other, but they are still in "the closet."
*in a large group of people*
lesbian 1: "wanna curtain call, lesbian 2? 😈"
lesbian 2: "yeah, let's get out of here. 😏"
*lesbian 1 and lesbian 2 go at it in a supply closet*
by lesbianzrule November 01, 2023
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leg curtains

Essentially pants, but sometimes the pants are so wide they don’t show your legs. They are hidden behind you pants like a curtain
Man that guy has on a pair of huge leg curtains
by Mrshuffnotpuff April 16, 2022
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Quivering Beef Curtains

When a woman's vagina looks like an open face roast beef sandwich having a seizure while she is twerking.
Did you see Shafawnduh out on the dance floor twerking? All I could focus on was her quivering beef curtains!! Gross.
by Supafly&JiggaBoo April 24, 2017
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Splurtin curtain

A splurtin curtain provides a barrier of toilet paper to protect the entire back half of the toilet from being sprayed with dung, by hanging multiple sheets of toilet paper from the seat area.
Had to put up a splurtin curtain last night for my violent BM.
by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020
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