Theo has curtains

Theo has curtains is a name for someone called theo who is into martial arts and is a complete bad ass “say for example hes called theo curtains” your friend would say

YOOO theo has curtains today doesnt he!
Yeah he so does

Person one: theo has curtains bro
Person two: for real, John keeps knocking out all these old ladies

by verticalguitarist28 December 9, 2024

flirt curtains

When a friend uses other friends as a buffer to flirt with a girl under the disguise of a group text, group email or social situation. Kind of like how a gay man can use a woman as cover.

"Hey, are you on that group text message that Ben sent out?"

"Yeah, he just included us so it didn't seem like he was hitting on Jen, we're his flirt curtains"

by GlenBurg September 29, 2015

word curtain

That hair on your upper lip.

Man check out Dio’s word curtain. How long has been growing it out?

by Jmaktheknife June 7, 2024

ham and cheese curtain show

one who has to spread the beef curtains, aka vagina lips, to get to the vagina due to saggyness

i wanted to pork Helga until i seen the ham and cheese curtain show.

by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015

Beef curtain sammich

Amie’s step sister’s stretched out, wrecked, collapsed, baseball bat storage compartment.

Have you seen Amie’s beef curtain sammich?

by Friend of a fiend January 14, 2019

curtains

a xenophobic guy but doesn’t want to admit it

curtains - a very xenophobic guy but hates to admit it

by shimoto777 November 4, 2023

curtain closing

getting arrested and then dating that officer

Lil Wayne's titular track "Mrs. Officer" embodies the concept of curtain closing as he recounts being pulled over by a female police officer and then having sex with her in the back of her cruiser.

by delilahjones June 20, 2025