by blahbalh12 January 30, 2015
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A Fart Curtain is the waft of smell from farting while walking. Typically best if not too long, so if you have a longer fart you should walk with a slight zig zag and simply create a pleated Fart Curtain for best effect.
by The Cobbler 2020 September 15, 2020
by Eagle Ray February 08, 2009
When a woman's vagina looks like an open face roast beef sandwich having a seizure while she is twerking.
Did you see Shafawnduh out on the dance floor twerking? All I could focus on was her quivering beef curtains!! Gross.
by Supafly&JiggaBoo April 24, 2017
A splurtin curtain provides a barrier of toilet paper to protect the entire back half of the toilet from being sprayed with dung, by hanging multiple sheets of toilet paper from the seat area.
by The Riverboat Rammer January 28, 2020
Essentially pants, but sometimes the pants are so wide they don’t show your legs. They are hidden behind you pants like a curtain
by Mrshuffnotpuff April 16, 2022