cracker mess

When a bunch of white people...
-act all stupid
-fight for no reason
-trippin over nothing
-acting a fool
-or causeing drama.
Did u see thoes girls over there?
mmhm damn cracker mess is wat it is.
by MARiiE September 11, 2007
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Cunt Cracker

The act of spreading cheese on a cracker which lacks the structural integrity to embrace the force of spreading.
Don was spreading goat cheese on a cracker and screamed "cunt cracker!" as the cracker crumbled in his tiny, tiny, baby hands.
by TheBigDumbAnimal July 04, 2017
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cracker stew

don't go into that neighbourhood bro its just a big cracker stew.
by n00bpwner420 December 27, 2014
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Cracker crack

White folk got a new drug: Cracker Crack! Smoke's it just like crack cocaine. Them boy'z is crazy.
by Jrstock March 22, 2011
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back cracker

The back cracker, chiropractor, gave me an adjustment when I had back pain.
by anonymous1234455 April 25, 2009
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Big Cracker

Name given to a friend of yours that acts really "white".
Guy 1: Dude, did you see that nerd in school today with his fanny pack and braces?

Guy 2: Yeh, that's Big Cracker
by KeevaK April 21, 2009
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fucking cracker

fucking crackers are ugly, palefaced rednecks
by mailto September 08, 2006
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