compairison

Shorthand for a type of comparison that only involves two items. Usually the audience is aware of this fact, but for some reason the author while making fun of someone for a homonym... makes his own homonymic error. Oh the irony.

"Compairison" is used mainly by large headed poorly endowed males found along the eastcoast of the US.

Usually said male will own or attempt to own 2-3 vehicles all equipped with at least 1 power added.

At any given time, only 1 of the said vehicles will work properly.

"Now doing a compairison, a "well set up domestic", assuming for this example is a LSx based motor, in a 3600lb car, can make make a crap load of power early in the power band, and take it all the way through to fuel cut, shift and have the power there all over again, through each gear."

by DemDare October 11, 2007

Comp

(v) The act of taking something that isn't yours, usually in a discrete manner.

"Shit! I just realized that guy comped my lighter earlier."

by dlundy June 22, 2008

comp

a cigarette usually bummed from friends, most often by friends that smoke more than they can afford or are to cheap to buy there own

hey bro can i have a comp?

by thebuttress June 20, 2011

comasexual

A man with his brain in his dick, often homophobic.

I don't pick up men for intelligent conversation, I'm just interested in comasexuals.

by oliverthered August 9, 2013

Comp

Comp is short for "Competitive", a game mode in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive. Two teams of five play as terrorists or counter-terrorists and compete in a best of 30 rounds where the terrorists attempt to plant a bomb while the counter-terrorists attempt to repel the terrorists away from various bomb sites.

Players are ranked based on an elo system, from Silver I to Global Elite. It is every counter-strike player's worst nightmare to be placed in Silver I.

A: Hey bro, wanna comp?
B: Not now man I don't want to lose my rank because of you

by Gluteuszebra May 27, 2016

clompsexual

A person who is sexually attracted to cartoon unicorns and ponies, such as My Little Ponies

Did you see Sarah? She just came out as a clompsexual.

by Glitterlover01 March 6, 2017

Comp

Short for company. Usually used when communicating through text messages.

You’ve been keeping me comp.

Thanks for keeping me comp.

by gotchub July 22, 2018