Mini-van Complex

A syndrome characterized by driving a mini-van recklessly, stemming from--and to compensate for--the shame of driving a mini-van (a direct relationship exists between the degree of “family orientation” to which the mini-van was engineered and the recklessness of the driver, and the mini-van can therefore be used as an indicator of potential road-hazard). Symptoms may include, but are not limited to: veering dangerously across highways, lack of turn signal use, speed limit disobedience, “baby on board” emblems, children’s sports logos, general disregard of the safety, or opinions, of others, and an all-around douchey disposition.

See also: Unnecessary, Oversized Truck Complex, Penis Envy
Josh: "I think Jeff might be developing a Mini-van Complex."
Brian: "Can you blame him? His wife has vanity plates on that thing."

Brian: "What's that guy's problem?"
Josh: "Mmmmmini-van!"
by Still Commaster March 27, 2011
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Mother Superior Complex

A term to describe a cultural phenomenon of female privilege when it comes to child access issues and the many ways having a womb is considered a free pass to act in abhorrent ways - including denying access to fathers. It essentially means that any decision or action taken by a woman is deemed correct and righteous (especially in regards to children) by virtue of having a capacity to give birth. Regardless of how stupid and nonsensical the decision is. It also results in other privileges too, such as reduced jail time.
She has 'mother superior complex".
by @MAVP December 04, 2020
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Complex Multiversal Disorder

A CMD is when one or more universes experience a disorder including one, two, or no entities.
Bob: Hey John, have you seen my phone?
John: Uhh... I think its expiriencing a Complex Multiversal Disorder.
by olek0 July 15, 2022
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Inferiority RectumOpathy Complex (IROC)

Definition: When your Optic nerve is connected to your rectum or anal nerve. This causing A Shitty Outlook on life
She has a severe Inferiority RectumOpathy Complex today! Ya, her outlook on life is rally Shitty!
by Katzz9lives February 22, 2022
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Ginger-Snapping Complex

The egotistical existence of red-headed gear-heads that think Geo Metros are cool and a way of life.
He suffered from Ginger-Snapping Complex on a daily basis and could not do without the possession of anything Metro.
by realist10 September 02, 2018
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Woah Vicky Complex

The term is used to describe those who are white and find out they are 10% Black/Asian/Native/Latine and think that they are POC and can claim being oppressed.
“Why do they think they can say that slur? Aren’t they white?”
“They said they were 10% Black, I dunno.”
“Oh, so this is a case of someone with a Woah Vicky Complex.”
by ScaraLuvr November 06, 2021
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Good Girl Complex

When a good/conservative girl goes for a bad boy.
“Jessica is hanging out at the skate park in Ralph Lauren looking for bad boys-she has such a good girl complex.”
by LLT— August 21, 2022
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