slap and clap

Donkey Kong's forward-smash in Super Smash Bros.

I slap and clapped that Sheik into oblivion.

by LowTier February 01, 2018

Slap and clap

When you have sex to music

Last night we slapped and clapped

I gave her the slap and clap

by Nochancepeepants February 21, 2022

clap scan

A pun on 'CAT scan', a clap scan involves undergoing urine and/or blood tests to find out if you've got cooties or not. Sometimes condoms can break, or someone told you they were clean when they weren't. That's when you need a clap scan.

Hey, good news, my clap scan came back clean.

by MexicanJumpingLlama November 27, 2019

pootie clap

A queef.

bro sharon pootie claps way to much its gross.

by cheek tap man June 16, 2017

a good clap

When you are having sexual intercourse with your partner in a missionary postion and Your Testicles start To clap against her ass

Hudson: What was that loud noise last night
Nick: I gave your mom A Good Clap last night sorry

by dellisioplayz March 01, 2018

Retinal Clap

An eye infection. Or waking up with a ton of sleep on your eyes.

"Dude what happened to your eye?" asks Nick

"My contacts are killing me!" says Pete

"Have you seen a doctor about your retinal clap?" replies Nick

by Swift_Nick_Cudd June 18, 2011

Golf Clap

A sarcastic "good for you but we dont give a fuck" clap.

I came in first place!

*golf clap*

by _IAmNoOne_ February 24, 2020