by Doormatt1123 March 9, 2015
Get the Chower mug.An offensive term used for someone with a shortcoming or disability that overcompensates for their lack of fuctional use for society (i.e. a pigeon-toed little person with a Napoleon complex).
Jon: "Why is Derrick acting like such a prick today?"
Albert: "I dunno. But corporate was here last week and chewed him out pretty good."
Jon: "Still...that's not a good enough reason to be a choder about it."
Albert: "I dunno. But corporate was here last week and chewed him out pretty good."
Jon: "Still...that's not a good enough reason to be a choder about it."
by crawl-bavk April 23, 2016
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beyond time and space itself. he is the one true god, and he will decimate the lands with his arrival, for it has been foretold. he will one day become whole, and blessed shall be the day, when he begins deconstruction of life as we know it. never has being of such overflowing reach ever resided within existence. praise be! PRAISE BE!
and hes also good at guessing the correct amount to microwave meal-packs without looking at the label.
and hes also good at guessing the correct amount to microwave meal-packs without looking at the label.
"how long should i microwave this for cooper?"
"a̶͉̜͍̜̝̲̦̲̙͚͂̿̿h ̢̛͙̘̜̘̹̉̂̂̉͑̍̀o ̨̠̼̥͎̙̥̤̰́̾̑̅̓͆̚ͅr̶̢̝̝͎̦̼̦̅͑̾̚͜n ̖̟̎̀͂̐̈̌̕̕ą̵͚̣̤̟̼̚ḧ̴͉́̾͛ ̵̧̧̳͕͕̀ą̴̝̠̜̹͖͘h̶̪͝ͅ ̵̠̳̲̣̤͎̰͇͙̎̆̄̄̃͒̅s̴̢̡̱̲̜̬̰̳̑͂̆̐̿̔̀̚͝m ̛͖̱̖̥͆͂̌ͅi ̙̩͕͚͕͎̖̯͈́̄̀̎͜͝d̶̙͇̓͌͂̉̋̒̈́́̚͜g ͕̺͘ȅ̵͇͕̼̿̌̈́̇̚̚͝ ̶̻̓̀̾͘͠p̶̨̢͓̹͚̊̀͝h ̺̭̱̙͎͙̟̼̲̲̇̿̎͒͘͝'̶̱̓͗̂̈́͛̽̍̀̕͝ ̩̼̪̳̗̬͖́̒̽̄̇͠͝͝ẙ̵̢̨͖̹̺̼̣̤̈́̓͝e̶̢͖̼̟͙̼̖͔̫̱͐̑͂͗͆̇͆͑͠ë̵̠̓͂̐̊̕̚̕͠͝o̴̠͙̫͇̙̠̯̣̎̅̚͜g̴̡̡̮̙̺͇̪̲̥̩̓ò̴̤͕̹͔̯̌́͋̽g ̗̻́̎̌̿̚?̵̟͍̥̝̱̜̬̗̇̋̌̾̆ͅ "
"thanks"
"a̶͉̜͍̜̝̲̦̲̙͚͂̿̿h ̢̛͙̘̜̘̹̉̂̂̉͑̍̀o ̨̠̼̥͎̙̥̤̰́̾̑̅̓͆̚ͅr̶̢̝̝͎̦̼̦̅͑̾̚͜n ̖̟̎̀͂̐̈̌̕̕ą̵͚̣̤̟̼̚ḧ̴͉́̾͛ ̵̧̧̳͕͕̀ą̴̝̠̜̹͖͘h̶̪͝ͅ ̵̠̳̲̣̤͎̰͇͙̎̆̄̄̃͒̅s̴̢̡̱̲̜̬̰̳̑͂̆̐̿̔̀̚͝m ̛͖̱̖̥͆͂̌ͅi ̙̩͕͚͕͎̖̯͈́̄̀̎͜͝d̶̙͇̓͌͂̉̋̒̈́́̚͜g ͕̺͘ȅ̵͇͕̼̿̌̈́̇̚̚͝ ̶̻̓̀̾͘͠p̶̨̢͓̹͚̊̀͝h ̺̭̱̙͎͙̟̼̲̲̇̿̎͒͘͝'̶̱̓͗̂̈́͛̽̍̀̕͝ ̩̼̪̳̗̬͖́̒̽̄̇͠͝͝ẙ̵̢̨͖̹̺̼̣̤̈́̓͝e̶̢͖̼̟͙̼̖͔̫̱͐̑͂͗͆̇͆͑͠ë̵̠̓͂̐̊̕̚̕͠͝o̴̠͙̫͇̙̠̯̣̎̅̚͜g̴̡̡̮̙̺͇̪̲̥̩̓ò̴̤͕̹͔̯̌́͋̽g ̗̻́̎̌̿̚?̵̟͍̥̝̱̜̬̗̇̋̌̾̆ͅ "
"thanks"
by NONAVAILABILITY August 6, 2019
Get the cooper mug.cooper is a sweetheart if your dating him expect a gift almost every day. be careful he could steal your girl with his good look, charm, and his big dick.
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Girl 2: he has a gf
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Girl 2: he has a gf
Girl 1: he can cheat
Girl 2: hes to loyal
by fugenuggets are yum December 25, 2019
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