canadian blow

The act of plugging one nostril with a finger and blowing out the other nostril in order to get rid of snot; typically done without a tissue.

Guy 1: Dude, I have snot in my nose, but there’s no tissues anywhere.
Guy 2: Don’t you know how to Canadian blow?

by Pseudanonym March 18, 2019

Canadian Trombone

When a person eats someone’s ass and they wear moose antlers and make moose noises.

Omg Brandon come over tonight I want a Canadian trombone and then we can play COD.

by Stretch_Carrot December 1, 2019

canadian coldhole

The act of taking snow from outside, shoving it up your significant others asshole, then railing them until the

melted snow drips out.

Yesterday I gave my wife the Canadian coldhole. I shoved snow up her ass and then railed her and she loved every second of it!

by Stupidwhore93 January 11, 2021

Canadian Pasta

When you cum in a straight line, let it solidify and then eat it

I had some Canadian Pasta yesterday

by Polish Priest October 4, 2021

Canadian Tuxedo

A Canadian tuxedo, better defined as denim on denim, is a hate crime. The sight of it might make one want to set such an outfit on fire. If not jump off a bridge. Whoever chose this as a fashion ?choice? Deserves all of what has been said about it.

"Look, they're wearing a Canadian Tuxedo!"
"A what?"
"Denim on denim."
*gags*
"look away look away look away"

by ARMYOFMARIES February 2, 2022

Canadian kira

A Canadian Kira is a amazing friend yet bullies you BUT very easy to get along with BUT DONT BE FOOLED you may call them a whore then end up liking them alot ong ong

Yo buckaroo I got w a Canadian Kira so huge W

by Mortal kito January 27, 2023

Blind Canadian

When you put your dick in a glory hole and it’s just a bottle of maple syrup on the other side.

To take his mind off the great evil roaming the land, Kevin decided to treat himself to a blind Canadian.

by Ignacioa33 November 14, 2018