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this can't be real :skull:

me when something is unable to.be real
this can't be real :skull:
by artixzy October 15, 2021
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My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute

My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute (also known as Oreimo) is the best fucking anime to ever exist omg
The entire show was a jacob collier moment
"Yo Andy, also known as Noobieslayer, also known as Amfu, also known as AndysNoobie"
"Yeah bro (in 6'4 nonchalant dreadhead)"
"Do you remember in 201,/2019 when we all watched the finale of My Little Sister Can't Be This Cute??"
"Yeah man that was so... sugoi~"
"baka!~"
by GmodMagician May 28, 2024
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Thieves' Can't

A cryptolect, an argot, and/or a set of secretive low-key code word terminologies (also known as thieves' argot, rogues' cant, or peddler's French) used by thieves, beggars, vagabonds, criminals and hustlers in primarily of Great Britain in the early 16th century onwards until falling completely out of use in all language and literature by the late Victorian Era.

Simply put, it was the speakeasy, lowkey language and/or code word in itself, at the time used to avoid tipping off less knowledgeable agents of law enforcement.

The term was likely devised by the self declared "King of the Gypsies of Derbyshire's Devil's Arse", now known Peak Cavern, by either at the time Richard Skelton and/or/both his soon to be successor Cock Lorel (his real name a mystery, lost to time, but his pseudonym meaning rascal leader) and their band of misfits who either preyed upon the rich or all folk of the Shires of Britain at the time.

The term became extremely popular after literature of the 16 and mostly 17th centuries would depict the lives, both fictional and real, of these rogues, both recent and historic at the time, by modernfolk who could read to those who could not, usually at less reputable pubs or "public houses"at the time.

In modern times, it's used primarily by geeks who play tabletop RPGs or those who have a keen interest in histoical literature. Some secretive clever groups of our society today might adopt the code for their own use in secretive deeds.
Thief A: "oi good fortune, brethren. Spot a pint for a recount of my most recent misfor-?"

Thief B: "nay, AN' HUSH! ...now see gent yonder table there in the nook? Dressed fine, he is, aye? Alone? Surly well endowed in coin an no match us? Thieves' can't."

Thief A: "Behind the pub when he goes to take the piss? We can purloin the loot and disperse, if you can muster up that pint fo'a fellow roué?"
by NegativeZEN February 24, 2021
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I can't go to that island disease

the Inability to go to a location, the first to develop this was the brave warrior of the sea Go D Ussop.
"Let's go to that Island"
"No bro, I have developed I can't go to that island disease"
"Dang dude."
by Assinine Muffin January 17, 2024
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I can't talk

A humorous phrase uttered by someone who is trying to speak but gets tongue-tied in the process.
"You know, I thought- Unintelligible"

"Jesus! I can't talk!"
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 25, 2024
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Condom on his dick but he can't do the trick

During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.
Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.
by Emo_Girl_98 November 22, 2021
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