Cow Funk

Dirty, sexy, spacey, groovy music, usually with an emphasis on intricate yet mellow bass lines and laid back rhythms.

"I never knew what cow funk was until a friend lent me a Phish concert tape from 1997."

"Whenever my lady friend and I get freaky, we like to blast the cow funk."
Phish really brought the cow funk on that Black Eyed Katy
by aybesea July 15, 2017
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Cow Tippin'

When you're on vacation (or out of town), you fuck a chick and you tip toe out on her in the middle of the night or the next morning. Usually done to Fat or Socially unattractive chicks.
Not a lot of hot chicks in here tonight. Guess I'll be Cow Tippin' Tonight.
by Jermworm February 11, 2013
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Cow poop

when a cow shits while having buttsex
Person: I just saw some cow poop...
Dumbass: What bullshit.
by I fucked a pussy that shit wet October 16, 2017
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Grumpy Cow

verb The act of waiting until your wife, girlfriend or friend with benefits is asleep, then tipping her over so you can get some booty.
I treated my wife to a grumpy cow last night.
by westwardHo April 28, 2019
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Hill cow

Very special cows the live on a hill whose front legs are shorter than your back legs so when they eat their food will digest properly
That Hill cows going to die he's facing downhill and can't eat
by stonedefiance December 26, 2020
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cow fire

1. A more extreme version of cow tipping which involves setting the cow on fire. The current world record for simultaneous cow fires is seventeen

2. A drink found only in St Bernard's Parish and New Orleans
"Dude, you want to go start a cow fire?"
"Nah man, let's just drink some cow fires tonight."
by GHumplik January 13, 2008
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Butt Cow

It's when a guy is banging someone in the butthole, they cum inside, then yank their cock out really fast, causing the butthole to pop out. After this, you milk the exposed butthole into a cup and make the other person drink it.
Susie ate tacos the other day..... when I gave her the butt cow, she threw up olives and lettuce everywhere, so I said "bitch, clean this shit!" I haven't given her the butt cow ever since
by E FeAzY August 31, 2007
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