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School Bus

A vehicle that students who don't have a car or another form of transportation, gets to school. AKA Loser Cruiser
Bob lost his license so he must ride the school bus to school.
by MMM March 10, 2004
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school bus

A school bus is a headache on wheels driven by a fat, drunk, ugly, old, broke, insane bitch that hates kids. It smells like vinyl mixed in with a fat man's shoe. It has a bad suspension. It is hot and sticky. And you're almost always thinking, "This guy next to me smells like shit."
shit yellow cocksucker fat drunk school bus
by aarreeaallyybbaadddduuddee February 27, 2011
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cheese bus

oh man, we got to ride the cheese bus on our field trip
by B.D. Willy February 15, 2007
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Driving the bus

To vomit kneeling in front of the bowl of a toilette. Because you are holding the bowl with your hands, it looks like you are driving a bus.
Oh my gosh, Mary-Jane was driving the bus last night!
by Doppelstern April 8, 2009
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bus gum

Chewing gum that you received on the bus from a friend or acquaintance.
Man, I got some bus gum a few hours ago... I can't believe it still has flavor!
by Funfacts September 26, 2009
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bus warrior

A term that describes a person who lives in the far outskirts of suburbia, frequently having to take public transit or engaging in long commutes in order to get to a more centralized urban district.

This term should only be used in places with large urban centers and their surrounding districts (e.g. Victorville, traveling into centralized Los Angeles or Langley traveling into Vancouver, BC)
Look at that guy, he switched buses like 4 times already, what a bus warrior!
by buswarriorsarethefuture June 10, 2011
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Bus Bitch

What it is: The Bone Bus Bitch runs to grab a bus for the Bones only! Occasionally other instruments sneak on somehow… He/she also enforces the bus rules.

Why we do it: So we get our own bus, wouldn’t you do the same thing?

How it originated: We had to take busses to the Metrodome for all home games. Because of the move to TCF Bank Stadium in 2009, the Bone Bus Bitch plays a lesser role. However, they are still responsible for fulfilling their role when we take buses to other places.
What does the Bone Bus Bitch say: “Welcome to the Bone Bus. The following rules apply: no singing, and no dooking!”
by UMMB Bone October 3, 2011
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