Brandon

Is most definitely a Leo and homosexual. Probably got divorced (if married) because of commitment issues and cheated way too much.

“Did you hear? Brandon’s getting a divorce because he cheated too much; his husband now has to go to therapy because of the emotional trauma.”

by Heyfuckface November 29, 2019

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The act of being creepy around girls and asking for snaps. Don’t be a Brandon

Guy:Hey can I get your snap

Girl:I guess I don’t really like you

Guy: I love you bee my girlfriend
Girl: block
Girl to her friends eww this guy was being a total Brandon

by Big nasty 69 October 30, 2019

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A nasty lil fucker who needs a slap and has a small dick. Acts like a cunt. Is a cunt. Hated by most people. Grim ass druggie

"brandon is an ass hole"

by Yessdaddy March 14, 2020

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Brandon is the worst friend ever. He constantly leaves his friends for the company of a women, even if he only met her. he will lie to you and tell you he is going to the toilet when he really just ordered an uber. Brandon will tell you that he's done with chicks and proceed to bring the girl over just to use her for her body, lifts and crack. Brandon overall has an above average intelligent though this is negated by the constant bragging of his occupation as a lawyer. self-centered he also brags about is alleged large penis and how many time he can make his women cum.

friend, "whats that smell?"
Me, (sigh) "Brandon."

by MRSkinnyP3n15 May 30, 2018

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