Bockel

Fat white boy who cant even smell

Man the boy cant even smell that, what a bockel

by gayrant November 20, 2003

cock blocker

someone who literally blocks a cock.

some guy rips off his own cock and then tries to shoot it in the basket. His friend then blocks it from going in.

"ahh dude I almost got it in the basket for a score! You're such a cock blocker!"

by waterboy141 September 4, 2009

Blocker

A person who is from one of the former Easter Block communist countries like Russia, Poland, Czech Republic, Slovakia etc...

My girlfriend is from Poland. She's a blocker.

by Charlie_ July 29, 2008

blocker buddy

A person who unblocks you on their buddy list when you were blocked just to look at your profile, and possibly use something from it to put in theirs. Especially when they take something like "Jeanette BB4l" and forget to change the name.

stacey: OMG! lindsay unblocked me for a second and she took that quote from my profile!
Monica: She's a total blocker buddy! she did that to me last week.

by Massie December 12, 2008

blocker

A person that blocks everyone else 's progress in life.

Blocker people will block you by driving slower than posted speed. or that block you by talking on cell phones while placing an order, or block you by having to call someone to ask their opinion on a possible purchase while in check out. Basically those are blockers that can't make up their mind and stand there blocking every one else from doing their tasks.

by Possumn October 3, 2010

leaner backer

One who, while sitting in a chair, leans back on the two back legs of the chair, despite the fact that this often results in said person falling and hitting themselves on the head.

Willie's such a leaner backer, he falls out of his chair all of the time.

by Toma Muchovino June 24, 2008

Cock Blocker

A cock Blocker is a person close to you or of just general aquaintence who prides him or herself in screwing up your chances of getting a sexy time with a girl you're trying to get with. He or she does this by saying wildly innappropriate things about you or your potential sex partener. Or by just making the situation awkward by doing something stupid to either or both people. This block's the boy's cock from getting in a girls's smock.

1."dude, did your friend just slap my ass?"

"he's not my friend anymore (goddamn cock blocker!)"

2. jack is cuddling with jill and jimmy comes around the corner. jimmy says as he passes by: "hey jack, how's your aids?" jill says: "you have aids? maybe we shouldn't do this" jack says "ima kill that sonofabitch"

by Your MOMMA said im hot September 8, 2010