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Reverse Blowjob

You lose your butt hymen when you engage in a Reverse Blowjob.
by Le Petomane October 15, 2004
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cheese of blowjobs

A meme meaning ya dun goofed, or that something or someone has horribly failed it/themselves, or something is mind bogglingly stupid.
That, my dear sir, is the cheese of blowjobs. Good Day!
by failopisfail September 10, 2010
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Brazilian Blowjob

When a male is having sexual relations with a pregnant lady friend, and during this carnal, love-making session the fetus of the pregnant lady friend reaches down, grabs the male's member, and begins to give him a blowjob.
Ben: How was sex last night with Jenny?
Brandon: Ah, it was just okay until I got a Brazilian Blowjob!
Ben: A Brazilian Blowjob!?! AWESOME! (AT THIS POINT BEN GIVES BRANDON A HIGH FIVE)
by stallworth July 12, 2006
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Blowjob

Sticking a Penis in a male/female's mouth and then squirting out cum.
Dave:Andrea, can you bend down and give me a blowjob?
Andrea:Oh yes Dave I dont mind at all.
Dave: Ok, can you start?
Andrea: Ok Dave,I started.
Dave: I'm already cumming, thank you Andrea!
Andrea: Your welcome!
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dirty blowjob

A Homo going down on his partner after his partner has just finished rogering him senseless.
dirty blowjob Brno sucks his boyfriends dick which is covered with his own feces.
by Phucknob February 27, 2011
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Canadian Blowjob

A maneuver in which one briefly drives on the wrong side of a divided highway in order to enter a driveway without having to take a u-turn.
Traffic looks clear, use the Canadian Blowjob.
by cxo January 4, 2008
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spyral blowjob

When you strap the girl to a ceiling fan with her head in the center and she gives you a blowjob with the fan on
Hey Peter she gave me a spyral blowjob last night
by Greenminicooper January 5, 2017
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