Blind cupid

A female's bottom.

You could totally see her blind cupid through that dress; I got so hot for her I ploughed her into next July.

by DT357 February 5, 2009

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Blindkilla

An ultimate deity, someone who has reached perfection or nirvana.

Wow, you're officially Blindkilla!

by M. Br. April 29, 2009

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behindedness

To be figuratively "behind" something.

The fact that you do not have a cell phone demonstrates your behindedness with regards to technology.

by zglase September 15, 2011

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Blind Swipe

When you have no idea how much money is left in your bank account, but you go ahead and use it anyway. The Blind Swipe is always accompanied by a sense of terror until you see the word "Approved".

Female Roommate: We REALLY need toilet paper, and you said you would buy it this time!

Male Roommate: I've just been shitting at work.

Female Roommate: Goddammit, I have no idea how much money I have, I'm gonna have to Blind Swipe it. I hate you.

by acrobatcat September 27, 2012

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blind donkey

1. noun. slang. A person, male or female, who has just had an ejaculation of semen shot onto their face, either intentionally or accidentally, resulting in either temporary blindness or the appearance of blindness for the recipient.

2. verb. slang. The act of ejaculating semen onto a person's face, male or female, either intentionally or accidentally, in such a manner as to render said person to become temporarily blind or appear to be blinded by semen.

1. After a long, drunken night, John was a blind donkey, with cum dripping off his face.
2. As Tim was angry with his boyfriend, he gave him a blind donkey.

by bdj August 25, 2013

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