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Bible Hugger

A general slur for the Christian community who are exposed to the mind-controlling manner of preachers to rant how none of us are perfect, we're all sinners, and some goof died on the cross and he's somehow perfect, yet a human being.

Like niggers, bible huggers are an invasion of the rightful population of America. They use the belief that we'll all die and go to Heaven if we be good. They use that as an excuse not to be afraid of death. Bible huggers are laughably easy to spot in a crowd of normal people, and are worthy for every time they are singled out in public.

Another thing, these so-called Christians very seldom keep a lifestyle that is demanded by their little Bible book. They still judge people, make smart remarks, complain about they way things are, and argue with anyone who has different beliefs than them. Assuming there really is a Heaven, for every single person who makes it up there, there are far over a thousand who get sent to hell. It's hard as hell (pun intended) to truly live by the Bible. Do you have any idea how many gospel singers are burning in hell right now?
"Mike is such a Bible Hugger. He seems like he's always happy for no reason. It's starting to freak me out."

"Schools in Adams county are cracking on the Bible Hugger problem. The Ten Commandments have been removed from the lawn of the High School, and expression of religion is now against the rules of the handbook. One job done. Now they just have to get rid of the preps, then the fags."
by hekifier March 28, 2009
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the bible

A fictional compilation of several stories about God, and his many, many slaves on the planet we like to call earth.
God: "Woop! I exist! Spread the word."
Jesus: "Aww, but Dad..."
God: "No buts, just DO IT!"
Jesus: "Fine. Whatever..."

And so it came to pass that Jesus did make up a whole load of shit just to please his old man, and thus the Bible was born. Amen.
by catch22 October 19, 2007
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Bitler

Biden doing Hitler things.

A portmanteau of Hitler and the American Communist Party puppet (Joe) Biden.
Bitler's buddy Xitler, the Chinazi fascist Xi Jin Ping, is also known affectionately as Winnie the Pooh. Bitler loves to brag about the 78 hours of quality time with Xitler ALONE, and he mentioned it again at a Reception for the DNC on Aug 25, 2022. This is TMI for us. Leave us alone! We don't want to hear your authoritarian orgy!
by XiJinPing September 1, 2022
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Bielema'd

To lose a college football game by more than 50 points. Inspired by the 2010 Indiana @ Wisconsin football game where Wisconsin (under coach Bret Bielema) won 83-20.
Indiana lost by 63 points?!? Wow. They got Bielema'd.
by NRKF84 October 16, 2011
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Bible of misogyny 65:9

Phrase meaning :does he wanna talk to you or is he just replying?
P1:seems like he doesn’t put any effort into talking to me

P2:bible of misogyny 65:9
by doomunit69 July 2, 2021
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Chow Bile

Following a night of excessive drinking combine with lack of sleep and food. Chow Bile is the hot burning acid which is yakked up imediatly after hitting the Kush too hard in the morning while your hung chowskied.
Jakoby805 sent cali a pic of some straight chow bile which was yakked after the biggest gagger he's ever experienced. Which made cali then spew chow bile all over his fucking Xbox.
by Jakoby805 September 19, 2009
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Twilight Bible

Everything they wouldn't put in Twilight, it contains: anti-running and running, anti-drama, pick me ups suck as socialism and such.
On Star Trek they have a Twilight Bible.
I didn't see that at the convention.
Because only future dieties has books that good.
by ftlqed January 20, 2011
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