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Belt Belly

the impression that your belt leaves on the underside of your muffin top often painful. Causing redmarks
Damn, after sitting at my desk for 5 hours, i got belt belly, it kills!
by r4p3r March 17, 2011
mugGet the Belt Bellymug.
something that coach ferrick keeps screaming at people when they dont listen. Basically means put your freaking seat belt on
"ANYTHING NOT BELTED WILL FLY!!!"
by CSAT March 26, 2017
mugGet the anything not belted will flymug.

Brown Belt Bro

A highly sycophantic, meathead-turned-pseudointellectual dickwad who listens to Joe Rogan, Lex Fridman, and/or Jordan Peterson. Possibly even started their own podcast, does Brazilian karate to compensate for their lack of personality, heavily into gym culture, tried psychadelics a couple times because they "heard about it on Rogan", either does standup comedy or is heavily into it, typically simps for Putin, forms their entire belief system and view of the world based on whatever they heard some guest on Joe Rogan say, considers themselves a free-thinker but lack the self-awareness and critical thinking skills to realize they are actually in a cult-like echo chamber much like the normies they believe they are better than. In 10-20 years, they will become a laughing stock when people look back on the 2020s, much like Valley Girls in the 1980's, or Emo Kids in the 2000's.
Kevin thinks he’s a deep thinker just because he shows up to jiu-jitsu twice a week, gets tapped out by teenagers, and listens to three-hour podcasts about ‘modern masculinity.’ Classic Brown Belt Bro delusion.
by PrimaryRefrigerator February 16, 2025
mugGet the Brown Belt Bromug.

Belt Dentist

"I haven't been laid in a year, I need to make an appointment with the belt dentist ."
by Tonata May 18, 2017
mugGet the Belt Dentistmug.

platinum belt

The cougar can also obtain this belt. If she ends the relations, the boy gets the belt. If he ends the relations, the cougar gets the belt.
**Also, if either party is intoxicated. It does not count**
They were at a party, and they hooked up. The cougar was drunk, so the hook up does not count towards the platinum belt.
by shorty444 October 26, 2010
mugGet the platinum beltmug.

TIE BELT

TIE BELT: this originated from 'annachingenjellyjoolinpaujene', the highest rank that only Master Boom has ever achieved.

it is higher than the black belt and no one but Master (Panda) Boom has ever reached.

the tie belt can only be attained if one has mastered in the art of karatwo which only Master Boom can teach.

Extra Info: Master Boom is known to be very close to the Palaboys and no one else.
'i have a black belt!'
'well, master boom has a tie belt, sucker!'
by palaboys November 7, 2012
mugGet the TIE BELTmug.

The Belt On The Shelf

A Psychological Weapon Used By Parents To Persuade Their Children To Be On Their Best Behavior.

Used Primarily Around The Holidays To Encourage Kids To Mind Their Manners And Be Respectful.

A Cultural Technique Used By People From New Bedford Massachusetts Since 1973.
" New England Mother's Need Only One Babysitter, The Belt On The Shelf. "
by Four Horsemen Studio April 6, 2016
mugGet the The Belt On The Shelfmug.

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