crucified upside down for being a prick

what happened to St Peter because he was acting like a shithead.

nail! AHHHHH! Nail! AHHHHH! Kathwap! AHHHH!

by da hood' January 16, 2005

Most fucking perfect human being alive

The most fuckin perfect human being alive is scientifically proven to be eve fisher

Guy 1: wow my girlfriend is so gorgeous shes the most fucking perfect human being alive
Guy 2:Really??
Guy 1:Ya shes such an eve fisher

by Mygyaldemisfineaf June 08, 2019

imagine being gay coudnt be me

a common frase used to describe how the person who your talking to is gay, while saying that u yourself are not

omgoodness imagine being gay coudnt be me pfffffft

by ur mothers sons daughter grand March 24, 2022

Carlos Being a whole ass fucking bitch

“idk maybe like in 20 mins or something like that” its means when my dumbass bitch ass bestfriend goes to sleep mf early and leaves all alone. A bitch.

“AYO Carlos being a whole ass fucking bitch rn”

by Galabitch June 19, 2021

the queen of being straight and not gay at all

Malkah is the definition of heterosexual

wow is she gay?
no she can’t be she is the queen of being straight and not gay at all

oh she is a malkah then!

by odd sloth May 18, 2019

Life is a game, but i'm the one being played

A quote used by a sad individual to describe how depressing or unfair life is too them.

X1 "Life is a game, but i'm the one being played"
X2 lol bro sucks to be u.

by Depressed3 October 28, 2021

I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo

AlphaReborn being killed by KKTheEmo

AlphaReborn is being killed by KKTheEmo "I am being privately assassinated by KKTheEmo"

by Ecliptist July 08, 2023