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staring down the barrel

When you take a gander at your peep hole at the moment of ejaculation, as to shoot your baby batter into your eyes, for pleasure of course.
"Did you hear? Mark was caught staring down the barrel at the sleepover last night?"
"Yeah, Calvin did that last week and got pink eye"
by WawaBings November 30, 2017
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Barrel troll

Unattractive women with barrel shaped bodies and skinny legs. The body shape usually includes a double chin, curled bangs, and a poodle perm.
My ex-husband's new wife looks like a barrel troll .
by Genwal April 20, 2018
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Cracker Barrel

A term to describe some of the stupid shit white people do, like over-using mayonnaise , being exactly on time for a party, or wearing boat shoes.
Did you see Becky dipping her french fries in mayonnaise? That is so cracker barrel!

Or
Chad was the first one to arrive at the party and was able to help finish setting up. He looked so Cracker Barrel in his boat shoes with no socks, kakis, and teal polo shirt.
by Candy Ass Smartie January 16, 2023
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Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack

The act of folding a woman up to make them look like a piece of popcorn, pouring caramel on their jugs, putting them in a barrel, and rolling them down a hill. Best done in the cold, to let the caramel harden and resemble a piece of Cracker-jack popcorn.
Gay man 1: I got so high off cat piss, I pulled off a Cracker-Jack Barrel Rack on this one dude.
Gay man 2: Yeah, that was me.
by meatbaggie November 9, 2019
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Cracker Barrel

A white person’s cock that is fatter than long
That man over there’s got a huge Cracker Barrel
by OverlordObama June 14, 2021
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Barrel

Someone who has skinny limbs but a large, sloppy midrif that jumbles around when they walk. AKA keg on legs, it is a wonder as to how their skinny legs can keep that huge midrif up and about.
That guy is a massive barrel!
by Leggsy Aspect August 5, 2018
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Egg Sandwich at Cracker Barrel

when a twink lets two men dominate him from the mouth and rear in a cracker barrel bathroom.
by gabe atol May 21, 2022
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