Bake the bread

Energetic sexual activity that rocks the bed so much it seems like it's going to break.

There is usually no intent however to put a bun in the oven

Him: Huh huh huh ... you like that!?
Her: Oh my god baby you're going to bake the bread!

by sijafo July 12, 2010

baking the cake

Enjoying all of the nice, sweet, cuddly parts of being together without getting physical. The icing is the physical part.

Connie: Did you get any last night?
Tabitha: No, we just enjoyed baking the cake; but tonight, there will be icing! Yayus!

by Greg's Girl February 27, 2009

baked potatoe

where you put sour cream cheese and bacon bits in a chicks vag and eat her out

lori had a food fetish so i gave her a baked potatoe

by frenchwhore699669 December 31, 2009

Baking Bread

(verb) when a female walks outside on a hot summer day with a yeast infection

But sally, If I go outside It would be like baking bread!

by BNMPTB October 10, 2011

shake and bake

While plugging smoe snapper on the beach, the art of yanking the meat flute out, shoving it into the sand, and going right back in the baby chute.

Mike: Hey, i went out with Courtney last night and we hit North Avenue Beach.

Jed: Did you do the shake and bake on her?

Mike: Damn straight kid, there was sand all up in her snatch and she was pissed!

by da ali g July 28, 2006

baked in the cake

When a woman has sexual intercourse with a man, she is being baked in the cake. Used often as a derogatory statement by lesbians or gays to describe this act.

Careful girls don't be late some of us already getting baked in the cake!
-Sarah "Jessica" Parker in the broadway musical Sex and the City

by Kittridge October 15, 2008

bake it

The act of a driver in an automobile farting, then turning the heater on full blast and locking the windows so the passengers can not open them. Thus, cooking the fart and forcing the passengers to suffer.

Oh my god, that smells like warm shit?
Hahahaha (evil laughter). "Bake it! Bake it! Bake it!"

by GmoneyFlex January 12, 2007