bacon's pussy

You've heard of things being referred to as the bee's knees and said to yourself.. What, why? Why is the bee's knees good? Here comes bacon's pussy .. it works for everything. Every man loves bacon and he also loves pussy. Now you know he loves bacon's pussy!

Sweet version: honey, tonight's dinner was the bacon's pussy.

Perverted certain: damn look at that, I'd eat shit out of her bacon's pussy

Teams: their quarterback is the bacon's pussy

by El cheeky November 15, 2017

Panty bacon

When the discharge and skidmarks are there in ur pants for sooo long that they have a crusty texture and start to exude a strong sent of old bacon

Yo, i was with that bitch last night and she took off her saggy pink 1930s pants to reveal panty bacon. I ate that breakfast all night.

by Mrs.frizzells chode May 13, 2018

bacon fatter

Woman who drips warm bacon fat onto her clit and has her dog lick it off as each drop falls.

After Amy and her girlfriend split, Amy became a huge bacon fatter for the next decade until fido passed away from heart failure.

by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017

sloppy bacon

Leaky and dripping.

That Nicola Simpson, she's a right sloppy bacon

by Ergosum June 22, 2016

Bacon Umbrella

A muffin top at extends beyond that of a normal muffin top often including stretch marks.

Guy 1:Man! Look at that guys belly hanging out looks like he got attacked by Freddy Kruger.

Guy 2: That's more than a muffin top that sir is a Bacon Umbrella.

by MilkingBerry May 9, 2016

take a bacon

To openly steal someone's partner.

"Listen mate, I don't mean to take a bacon, but your girl's all over me."
"If you're not careful, James will take a bacon."

by JamesBacon October 10, 2016

i'm not into bacon

A descreet way to say "I'm not into guys"

"Baby you're mistaken, I'm not into bacon"
-The Vamps- I found a girl-

by The fangirl freak February 1, 2017