between a turd and a wet place

A more descriptive version of a sticky situation. "Between a rock and a hard place" doesn't really cut it when a situation is not only difficult, but upsetting and/or infuriating.

"I really don't know what to do. My girlfriend thinks I can't commit, and wants me to go meet her mother. If I don't go, she's going to break up with me. But if I do go to the meeting, her mother will likely remember that one night stand I had with her a year ago--and that's really going to be trouble. I'm really between a turd and a wet place here."

by H. Bobs September 4, 2014

a double with curd and a bag secured

A Double Butterburger with cheese and a side of cheese curds to-go from Culver’s.

All Alec wanted for his birthday was a double with curd and a bag secured.

by DoubleCurdBagSecured December 13, 2018

six pack and a pound

Sixpack of beer and a pound of weed.

hey, while your at joeys house pick up a six pack and a pound.

by MadMunkey March 19, 2003

coke and a smile

Whack slang coined by Bizzle (of LG) purportedly describing his 'game' whilst out clubbing. Now peep this, Bizzle doesn't drink, so his 'game' is to hold a glass of coke, and with a cheesy grin (and gift of the gab) attempts to coax the ladies. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it's A-B-C slang of the finest order, which has hopefully been put to bed (R.I.P), because it sux!!!

Caveat: Bizzle does actually have 'game', it's the slang that's weak!!!

Freezee: What's the deal for tonight?

Bizzle: Nothin', mayne, hit the club - usual antics.

Freezee: Are you shacking (drinking)?

Bizzle: At'all (No), I'll be there with a coke and a smile.

Freezee: Bloody 'ell!

by fem grizzly October 27, 2006

Andaay

Andy but with 2 more a's. Literally Andy but 2x more awesome. They are strong models that are good judges of character. Andaay's are much better than Andy's.

Andy: Oh I wish I was an Andaay!
Madison: It's okay, not everyone can be an Andaay.

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Santi: Have you ever noticed that people named Andaay are so much better than people named Andy?!!

by Not Jaw Crusher ♫ June 4, 2021

-And A Half

-Meaning-

1) To add emphasis on insulting / glorifying words.
2)Used to highlight the extra obvious flaws of a person/object.

-Usage-
1)Justin: I told him he was stupid-and a half for sharpening his pen.
b)Bob: That kid is beast-and a half.

2)Barbara: That girl is like fat-and a half, it's not even funny.

by Mangos808 October 17, 2009

Dinner and a Show

A sex position where you lay on your back and lift your lower half into the air and bend until both your knees are next to your head on the bed. Next, you get fucked and you watch yourself get fucked and that’s the show and then he nuts in you and it oozes out of your ass, down your taint and balls, and then into your mouth! Dinner and a Show!

“Did you and he...?”
“Oh yeah! We went to dinner and a show!”
“I thought you were walking funny.”

by busstress98mf August 28, 2019