Ad shift

Commonly used on sites like YouTube or news sites, meant for an accidental misclick on the ad by the user.

Ad shifts are traps by companies to force people onto the advertiser's website.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 15, 2021

Mid-shift crisis

Essentially a mid-life crisis, but scaled down in a single work day, where everything is going wrong.

Real life example (for context I work at a restaurant)
Me: "We are out of napkins, the silverware is empty, and a tiny child is running around in the buffet area with no parent to be found. I am having a mid-shift crisis right now."

by EJS_Ethan May 12, 2022

Shift

Basically sticking your tongue in someone’s mouth and hoping for the best. Kissing someone but in a non-romantic way, unless you want it to be. A common place for a shift, also known as a meet is at an Irish teenage disco.

Here, will ya shift me friend there?

by Iamnotafriget November 29, 2019

shift dick

When your partner uses your penis like a stick shift in a car.

Bro they give the best shift dick I swear.

by fosterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr January 11, 2021

Lunch Shift Friend

A coworker who you friend during the lunch shift because both of your real friends normally work dinner. When dinner shift arrives, you go your separate ways and do not acknowledge each other.

I realized we were only lunch shift friends when dinner shift arrived and she basically ignored me.

by Lunchann November 25, 2017

Jersey Shift

1. When you get onto the highway and immediately shift across all lanes of traffic in one full motion.

2. When you shift lanes underneath a light.

Paul: Hold on, I’m going for a Jersey Shift.
Cali: That’s the only way to drive.

by BlueKnightt September 15, 2019

Shift To Run

This is a phrase to be used when shit hits the fan. In horror games, this usually happens in the tutorial stage when the threat first makes an appearance. This is a reference to the Kubz Scouts. THAT DUDE.

*Enters a dark room after obtaining the Complementary Horror Game Flashlight*
Game: *SHIFT TO RUN*
*Chuckles* I'm in danger

by General Flamingo (YT) August 5, 2021