by therealjohndoe August 15, 2018
by Jeff Lover #1 April 06, 2022
A parasite. Generally a person who contributes very little to their friends expecting great amounts of contribution in return. An example would be a person talking shit behind everyone’s back then wondering why they stop giving him rides everywhere and paying for his food.
by arandomasshatonline May 21, 2022
noun / myth / urban legend)
A walking flex. Jeff turns heads like it's his part-time job and collects compliments like Pokémon cards. Gender? Irrelevant. Sexuality? Shaken. Jeff is an equal-opportunity thirst trap.
Born into Mensa, but raised by wolves without WiFi. Sometimes he sings like a caffeinated angel, sometimes he annihilates trivia nights with facts no human should know ("Did you know wombats poop cubes?" Yes, Jeff. We do now).
His jeans? People ask where he got them. Custom-forged in a volcano and blessed by denim druids. People assume he’s in the military—not because he said so, but because his aura smells like gunpowder and dominance. His tattoo? A barbed wire so rusty, if you lock eyes with it after 10pm on a Tuesday, you’ll need a tetanus shot and a priest.
Don’t play pool with Jeff unless you enjoy watching your dignity evaporate in HD. He won’t just take your money—he’ll take your sense of purpose.
To meet Jeff, you must first win a street fight with two hookers, their pimp, and a broken beer bottle on MLK Drive while chanting his name backwards. Only then will the Council of Jeffs permit an audience.
He’s the cock of the walk, the sultan of swagger, the human version of a cheat code.
A walking flex. Jeff turns heads like it's his part-time job and collects compliments like Pokémon cards. Gender? Irrelevant. Sexuality? Shaken. Jeff is an equal-opportunity thirst trap.
Born into Mensa, but raised by wolves without WiFi. Sometimes he sings like a caffeinated angel, sometimes he annihilates trivia nights with facts no human should know ("Did you know wombats poop cubes?" Yes, Jeff. We do now).
His jeans? People ask where he got them. Custom-forged in a volcano and blessed by denim druids. People assume he’s in the military—not because he said so, but because his aura smells like gunpowder and dominance. His tattoo? A barbed wire so rusty, if you lock eyes with it after 10pm on a Tuesday, you’ll need a tetanus shot and a priest.
Don’t play pool with Jeff unless you enjoy watching your dignity evaporate in HD. He won’t just take your money—he’ll take your sense of purpose.
To meet Jeff, you must first win a street fight with two hookers, their pimp, and a broken beer bottle on MLK Drive while chanting his name backwards. Only then will the Council of Jeffs permit an audience.
He’s the cock of the walk, the sultan of swagger, the human version of a cheat code.
Girl 1: Yo, did you see that guy doing one-handed push-ups while reciting Shakespeare and solving a Rubik’s cube?
Girl 2: That’s Jeff. But the streets call him El Hefe.
Girl 1: I’m pregnant and I didn’t even touch him.
Quotes:
• “The best preparation for tomorrow is being Jeff today.”
• “Jeff doesn’t chase waterfalls. Waterfalls chase Jeff.”
• “Jeff is the change you want to see in the world, but with better abs.”
Girl 2: That’s Jeff. But the streets call him El Hefe.
Girl 1: I’m pregnant and I didn’t even touch him.
Quotes:
• “The best preparation for tomorrow is being Jeff today.”
• “Jeff doesn’t chase waterfalls. Waterfalls chase Jeff.”
• “Jeff is the change you want to see in the world, but with better abs.”
by K2darizzle May 16, 2025
"Jeff" is a reference to a stereotypical character found in a movie or T.V. show written with exaggerated and unrealistic misogyny. This is done in order to showcase a female protagonist, usually a superhero or some other role that might be more male dominated. They often are a writing crutch, replacing depth for the female character with a quick obvious stand-in of generic male villainy, and a stage for the protagonists "Girl Power".
Named from the character "Jeff", in the 1970s "Spiderwoman" cartoon, who was buffoonishly stupid and sexist about Spiderwoman's capabilities.
The criticism inherent in the term is that a well written female doesn't need a comically evil male to make her look good.
Named from the character "Jeff", in the 1970s "Spiderwoman" cartoon, who was buffoonishly stupid and sexist about Spiderwoman's capabilities.
The criticism inherent in the term is that a well written female doesn't need a comically evil male to make her look good.
by Talenthatted December 17, 2022
From my name is jeff.
by i3orkhjbgvluwj March 13, 2021
by Ebc1934 October 22, 2018