by marthašwasš„°anšaveragešdog. June 10, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Ah yes! The simp. That slippery, slimy serpent tempting girls into sleeping with him. The desperate, pathetic being that prays on the pity women bestow upon him. Perpetually celibate, the simp will do anything in an attempt to get into a girlās pants. He showers them with gifts, praise, and attention; he leaves his infinitesimally small dignity and ego in front of any girl that be believes he has a chance with and abases himself before their will. The simp saunters in his own mind; his own fantasy where he can pretend, he is worthy of attention without needed to bribe girls to like him; in a world where being himself is enough; such an idea is foreign to the simp.
He hangs around the normal places we all do; in the library, at the coffee shop, at football games. Yet, we donāt typically see him. He slinks behind shelves, walls, and bleachers. He goes to the lake yet doesnāt put his foot in for if he did, he would drown in his own failure and ignominy.
His only tactic? Pity. By manipulating a girl, the simp, after years of hard work, has a slim chance to have āpity sex.ā The simp lives for this moment. His will to live is fueled by his scummy ways. Contrary to real men, the simp uses pity to manipulate girls; us men use real emotional tactics like shame, guilt, fear of embarrassment, and social isolation in order to get girls to do what we want. These are much more sophisticated, and exponentially more effective, which is why simps aspire to be like us.
He hangs around the normal places we all do; in the library, at the coffee shop, at football games. Yet, we donāt typically see him. He slinks behind shelves, walls, and bleachers. He goes to the lake yet doesnāt put his foot in for if he did, he would drown in his own failure and ignominy.
His only tactic? Pity. By manipulating a girl, the simp, after years of hard work, has a slim chance to have āpity sex.ā The simp lives for this moment. His will to live is fueled by his scummy ways. Contrary to real men, the simp uses pity to manipulate girls; us men use real emotional tactics like shame, guilt, fear of embarrassment, and social isolation in order to get girls to do what we want. These are much more sophisticated, and exponentially more effective, which is why simps aspire to be like us.
by FuckSimps June 9, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A short 5ā2, madden loving, white hoodie wearing male. That falls for girls every time the show him any affection at all. So stupid doesnāt realize heās getting played or that heās over reading the situation. Thinks playing Minecraft together is dating. Ego sky rockets after getting attention. Has only one specific type. In the friend zone a majority of the time.
Your such a simp
by Sebby 1036 March 2, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by mbimpersonator June 27, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by C# October 10, 2020
Get the Simpmug. In conclusion, you. You are a simp.
by A hooman who'll ruin your day August 4, 2020
Get the simpmug.