Hayden

Hayden is a fucking retard

"I heard Hayden got a 8/40 on his test"
"What a fucking retard"

by BuffFries December 12, 2023

hayden

A little boy who leads a town of fags. He’s a faggatron

Person 1: Oh is that a Hayden?
Person 2: It must be, since he’s the president of that fag city

by ohmygoshorn July 25, 2019

Hayden Bauld

A ginger garden gnome that is used for sexual pleasure of the female gender

My Hayden Bauld feels so good.

by Garden gnome Richard January 28, 2025

Hayden

if you know a hayden your extremely lucky you need her phone number better yet you need her in your life you don’t want to be

enemies with her she is extremely strong and she’s super hot like you need her like you need her she’s also good at kissing and a good cuddlier to!!

hayden is hot 🥵

by anonymous November 14, 2020

Hayden

Hayden is a little gay boy wearing a pink tutu when mom leaves to get groceries. He is in love with Abraham and Carlos, and they frequently have threesomes. Also, typically skinny with no meat. He has a big nose, but doesn't fit the stereotype you're thinking of.

"OMG IT'S HAYDENNNNNNN" -Abraham *runs up to him and starts making out and humping each other while Carlos watches*

by lafoughtlout October 17, 2022

Hayden

Name: // one who cheats consecutively every year in fantasy football to collude against his friends in order to assert dominance which he lacks in the bedroom.

Synonyms :// pussy, flaccid penis, beta, etc.

“Damn he pulled a Hayden and adjusted the settings again to make sure he wins after starting a dog shit quarter back”

by Hecheatedinfantasyagain November 24, 2021

Hayden

Hayden Vander is a fortnite GOD. He has a song made after him. He has lots of money, just ask him for some.

Hayden, is a vander, vander

by Devildore94 January 2, 2022