Foot penis

A penis that is as long as your foot from heel to toe

Erin: How big is Jared’s cock?
Brianna: it’s as long as his foot. He’s got a foot penis

by VengeyP22 August 29, 2019

Hella foot

A euphemism to describe someone extremely tall.

Jim is hella foot.

Karen is like, hella foot ten.

by nolandc August 31, 2019

foot clapper

a person who is so backwards and simple minded that their faulty brian wiring compels them to involuntarily clap their feet in excitement

Friend 1: yo, Jamal be such a foot clapper. He tried to snort the baking soda in science class the other day! Friend 2: daaaayuuum

by jerome9000 September 18, 2019

foot dicking

The act of receiving a foot job while driving a motor vehicle.

Jen!!! Will you stop foot dicking me I’m trying to drive in the Keys!

by TheFixerofOne October 11, 2019

Boot Foot

How bad your feet smell after wearing work boots all day.

Guy 1: "Man, I can smell your feet from 20 feet away!"

Guy 2: "Sorry dude, I worked all day, I got Boot Foot."

by Knightboss17 March 8, 2018

Trigger foot

The foot in which you step on and fart when you have the walking farts.

Why do you only fart when you step on your right foot? That's my trigger foot, man!!

by Deplorable Texan February 25, 2017

pucker foot

When your dog proceeds to sit down, but instead of sitting on the floor puts their butthole on your foot.

Ahhhhh! Get off me fido! You just gave me pucker foot! Now I have poop on my ErrForceOnes!

by jackmoon18 May 4, 2016