Purgatory Boyfriend

When your relationship is falling apart, and you don't know if you want to break up, so you and your partner go on a break. Stuck in the realms of the relationship. (Works with shady friends too)

"Listen, you yell at me again, I'm gonna send you to purgatory."

"Why are you texting me? I told you I need my space from you. This is not what a purgatory boyfriend is supposed to do. Bye, Satan."

"I really don't know what he doesn't understand...I'm glad he's my purgatory boyfriend right now. This relationship is too much right now."

by FrankTheTankHP August 9, 2020

Boyfriend Jerk

Someone being a complete jerk about having a boyfriend

Some Random Guy: "Excuse me ma'm"
Boyfriend Jerk: "I have a boyfriend!"

by nope_wasTaken December 5, 2022

Group boyfriend

The group boyfriend is the guy in the friend group who fills the role of the “boyfriend” to all the girls in the group. He will hold purses when the group goes out, help get all the girls home safe, help with things around the house, etc. Pretty much does everything a boyfriend would without anything being romantic to the whole friend group.

Sarah: I really need help with building that shelf this weekend.
Jane: Just ask Cody, he is basically the group boyfriend after all.

Grace: I love how Logan buys most of our drinks when we go out, he is the best group boyfriend!

by Simpleflower11 April 1, 2022

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

Destinys boyfriend

nerd and needs to stop smacking his lips

Omg have you seen destinys boyfriend

he’s such a nerd

by The police are here March 5, 2023

Boyfriend Protector

Boyfriend Protector (BP)- A man who without instruction takes it upon himself to make sure any girl stays faithful when their current boyfriend isn't in the local vicinity. This man takes no pleasure in this, he sees it as his duty! He believes strongly in faithfulness and is averse to fun. He has no feelings for the said girl, he only looks out for the faraway boyfriend.

I was dancing with this girl in a harmless manner and then this boyfriend protector came over and warned me away because she was attached.

by greenskill June 6, 2014

book boyfriend

Basically, a male fictional crush.

"I love Keefe, he's my book boyfriend."

by whywouldyouwannaknow? July 2, 2023