texting window

The time frame in which you text someone after first meeting them. Texting someone too quickly after getting the number comes off too eager, and texting someone too long after shows you aren't into it. One to two days after the initial number giving is an acceptable window in which to make contact.

Man I met this hot chick at a party but I want to respect the texting window so she don't think I'm too into it. You know?

Or

Yea I met this guy and things seemed really great. But it's been three days and that's past the acceptable texting window time frame so he's obviously not feeling it.

by Pseudomaster December 23, 2014

window licker

it can mean many things:
1)someone who rides the big yellow bus to the happy camp.
2)someone disabled and/or mentally challenged.
3)a spaz

Nicola rides the big yellow bus to the happy camp because she is very special. She goes to the happy camp for lessions in window licking.

by Special person May 13, 2005

Windows Apache

An inforcer of Windows Authority Program, commonly called upon by operating system if in danger.
The apache is flown by Microsoft Flight Sim AI

I screwed with Windows system files, then a Windows Apache came to my house and punished me.

by Rytherix July 30, 2006

windows vista

A shoddy mock-up of Apple Computer's own Os X.

'Gee golly Bob. I can't wait to get windows vista!'
'They already have that. It's called Macintosh Osx.'
'O rly?'
'Ya rly. now stfu.'

by Reverand Charles Ginn May 28, 2006

Window Shopping

looking/staring at someone you want so so bad but you know you can't have/get for some reason.

guy1: *watches Jessica Alba walking by*
guy2: man stop 'window shopping' you know you can't have her!

by cr1sc0@KTOWNLACA January 9, 2011

The Window Trick

When you are fucking a girl while she is facing the window. you have your friend in the closet without her knowing then slip out fast and he moves in. you then go outside and wave in the window and at that point the girl will go crazy.

I was at Stanford University the other day and me and John pulled the Window Trick on this bitch.

by Pooping Shithead February 7, 2009

windows defender

The worst antivirus you could possibly think of using on your windows computer, made by Microsoft and is bundled with windows 8/8.1 and 10.

Cheap Person: I don't want to pay for an antivirus because they're so expensive so I just use the windows defender antivirus that is made by Microsoft because it's free and I can just use my money to robux instead!
Computer Geek: Windows defender can't detect any viruses. You are wasting your time and valuable money.
Cheap Person: I don't care you nerd.

by Lucy Lied May 10, 2018