Why am I single?
You are single because you are on this website asking why your single and not going out side and kissing random people.
You: -Looking up on urban dictionary 'Why am I single’
Urban dictionary: because you never go out side and your wasting your time on this website, idiot
You: -Looking up on urban dictionary 'Why am I single’
Urban dictionary: because you never go out side and your wasting your time on this website, idiot
by A and I soup that's gay for yo December 21, 2019
Get the why am i singlemug. Beacause you need to give it some air! You need to pull you're pants down in front of the boys so they can breath on you're ass!
"my ass is blue why"
Girl: My ass is blue boys! Blow some air on it please!
The boys: SURE THING, BABE!!
Girl: My ass is blue boys! Blow some air on it please!
The boys: SURE THING, BABE!!
by Lejonlelle November 3, 2020
Get the My ass is blue whymug. A phrase used when you are in a very bad situation or you don't want to be in the place you are. Commonly used when someone asks you to do a favor involving cats or doilies.
I am so bored I am submitting definitions on Urban Dictionary. Why the hell am I here???
UUGGHH!!! My next door neighbor asked me to babysit her 17 cats for 2 months, and the whole place is covered with doilies and smells like moth-balls. Why the hell am i here???
UUGGHH!!! My next door neighbor asked me to babysit her 17 cats for 2 months, and the whole place is covered with doilies and smells like moth-balls. Why the hell am i here???
by MaxK1234B January 14, 2017
Get the Why the hell am I here???mug. mommy and daddys room keeps making weird squaky noises and my mum keeps screaming "harder daddy". I think she is tackling a monster WWE style.
why is there noises in mommy and daddys room?
well... their having s-
FAMILY FRIENDLY WWE FIGHTING STUFF WITH THE MONSTER UNDER THE BED
well... their having s-
FAMILY FRIENDLY WWE FIGHTING STUFF WITH THE MONSTER UNDER THE BED
by fatfucc February 19, 2020
Get the why is there noises in mommy and daddys room?mug. why am i so bored.
by Skelly Bonez 11 February 27, 2020
Get the why am i so boredmug. by Mr. Man maan October 7, 2020
Get the Why did she take the kids?mug. Because your either
1) binge watching
2) thinking about weird situations that will never happen
3)thinking about a crush(refer to #2)
4) you have something to do in the morning tomorrow
1) binge watching
2) thinking about weird situations that will never happen
3)thinking about a crush(refer to #2)
4) you have something to do in the morning tomorrow
by Why I’m awake at 4am June 23, 2019
Get the Why am I up at 4ammug.