The act of a severe beatdown or defeat, In that normal saying aren't quite good enough to describe them.
"Dude, you better step off before i paint your wagon"
"We had an awesome group for our 3's on the court... but we got our wagon painted by those 6' pros from downtown."
"We had an awesome group for our 3's on the court... but we got our wagon painted by those 6' pros from downtown."
by Blenny-Shoes August 5, 2009

A term first invented by Cher, then popularized by Youtube. Thanks to someone with no life, you can listen to wagon wheel watusi for 10 minutes. Thanks guys.
by cheesewizzard October 27, 2011

Originally a phrase used when an alcoholic resumes drinking. The wagon is presumably the high school or college band wagon. In the 1950s, schools used to hold pep rallies for football teams. Often the music band would be on a wagon and the enthusiastic students would hop on the wagon. Alcohol was not allowed on the wagon. The phrase "back on the wagon" refers to one who quits drinking and hops on the band wagon, with a positive spirit, supporting the team and school. In other words, one who is happy to not drink. Relapsing into alcoholism is often sudden and unintentional, hence the description of falling off the wagon.
by ScottDMF November 27, 2015

by 49erKiller June 23, 2007

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by Luke Ginther March 28, 2009

When a man buys a sport utility wagon he is basically saying "I am a soccer mom" but he is attempting to keep his man card, while flirting with the feminine side of him.
by pickle rind October 17, 2013
