fish wife

Dirty old woman, who needs scrapped for a new hot young girlfriend.

Cotton Hill scrapped Tilly Hill for his new gf

by Dizzel April 27, 2005

wife beater

A slow witted often muscular male that sees it fit to hit his equally trashy "Hoe".

alcoholics, student athletes, and one particular male we'll call juice y

by the one July 24, 2003

latchkey wife

Based on the phrase "latchkey kid." A wife who comes home from work to an empty house, left to her own defenses during the evening, while husband works opposite shift.

Because of her time alone, the latchkey wife was free to have complete control over the remote control and the computer with no interruptions!

by latchkeywife207 August 28, 2009

Wife beater

Skin tight white vest worn by american latinos.

Wife beater vest as worn by the Peoples character in the remake of Shaft

by DJ Hurtz May 19, 2008

dutch wife

An inflatable, full body-length sex doll.
(More lifelike versions of the doll have begun to appear on the market in recent history. They're made of more expensive synthetic rubber type materials.)

"I wonder how these sex dolls got their name dutch wife."

"Who cares about the wives and the Dutch anyway?"

"True."

by Empire of the Moon December 08, 2006

Stepford Wife

The only kind of wife to have. Obays any and every command with a smile. Never opens her mouth unless its to eat a dick.

My ho is a stepford wife bitch. compare your life to mine and then kill yourself.

by AksaviNosaj August 27, 2005

Wife it Up

The act of a man working towards getting some decent pussy. Usually involves acting like you are interested in the bitch, and takin care of her from time to time. Most likely ends in the gentleman busting in the bitches face immediately prior to their breakup.

"Yeah that bitch Susan was fine as shit, thats why i decided to wife it up...but it wasnt worth my while to deal with her anymore so imma bust in her face tonight and end it.

by Pilot420 October 24, 2009