pure waffle

saying stuff without meaning

5"5 guys bio on tinder: im 21, and6"3

girl sees him irl: bruh this is pure waffle

by keyboardsmashingsound January 12, 2023

Belgian Waffles

Waffles from Europe. Usually covered in whipped cream, fruit, and/or large sugar crystals.

Damn, Marty! Those are some good ass Belgian Waffles!

by BeerOlympian August 11, 2021

Blue Waffle

Just don’t ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever...LOOK IT UP

Blue Waffle

by Nuioj August 5, 2018

waffle surprise

When a female shaves her vaginal region in a noughts and crosses shape and pour syrup into her orifices. She then proceeds to briefly surprise men by whipping off her gown for a sweet delicacy.

Lola: "Check this out guys, BAM!"
Daniel: "Hey guys, check out Lola's Waffle Surprise!!"

by WaffleBashingFloof October 13, 2014

Lord Waffle

Lord Waffle is a powerful leader of the Waffle's and the Lord's. He was born in 1150 and is the best of all the other Lord's

Lord Waffle is lit and cool.

by Jimmy Jhon May 10, 2018

Waffle pants

The shitting of your pants where the shit feels and looks like waffle batter.

Man i was so sick i had a bad case of waffle pants.

by StingyZebra May 17, 2014

Waffle sauce

If you’re a dumb ass and can’t remember the word syrup. Uncommonly known as flapjack juice

Hey can you pass me the waffle sauce please?

by Aquatamo April 29, 2019