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Victory Stoge

{vik-tuh-ree stohg}

(noun)

1. A ceremoniously smoked cigarette, only to be invoked immediately following the successful consumption of an adequate amount of cannabis. "An adequate amount" is largely defined by whether or not the perceived victor is a pussy, in which case you know who you are, and you will never be victorious.

The Victory Stoge signifies the triumph of the righteous over the tyrannies of evil.

A Victory Stoge should never be deuced or hoarded, otherwise the distinct taste of victory will be replaced with that of shame and cowardice: Those with stoges provide for those without, because true victory requires great sacrifice.

when lighting multiple Victory Stoges one should light all of them with one continuous flame. this way it is one distinct act of declaring victory.

also its like, plus eleventybillion extra bonus points if the lucky ends up being a Victory Stoge.

Finally, a Victory Stoge signals the end of the battle, as in no more weed shall be smoked in that location, lest the stoge be deemed premature.
In case of victory, light stoge. (Victory Stoge)
by commandant pickles June 14, 2011
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bye victoria

when some stupid bitch you waste years of your life behind decides to leave you over nothing. when shes gone it is like your life get twenty times better. she is a fake bitch and no one could hate her more than her million exes. shes the thot you wish you never met.
Guy 1- yo bro i heard your girl left.
Guy 2- yeah she was such a bitch
Guy 3- really. well bye victoria
by Sammy98 November 20, 2014
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defoliating the victory garden

If Sally wants wear a bikini, she should consider defoliating the victory garden.
by G Brown December 7, 2007
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Victor Vancier

Victor Vancier commonly referred to by his Hebrew name, Chaim Ben Pesachis an Orthodox Jew, creator and director of the United States-based Kahanist organization, Jewish Task Force (JTF) and former active member of the Jewish Defence League (JDL) in the United States.
In 1987, he was convicted of a series of terrorist bombings during his time with the JDL. He served over five years in federal prison for his involvement in 18 bombings in New York and Washington.

In the context of state comptroller elections, in one instance, after lauding one candidate, Herbert London, as "a real Jewish man", he derided London's opponent, an African American, as "a low, Jew-hating, Jew-killing cockroach".
He further described attorney general candidate Karen Burstein as a "disgusting, ugly lesbian".

He continued:
'' The God of Israel will not tolerate homosexuality or lesbianism. It is an abomination onto the Lord... I have a cure for AIDS that doesn't cost one penny. Stop being fags!''

Vancier has referred to Nelson Mandela as a "Black Nazi", Yasser Arafat as the "Arab Hitler" and a "Muslim terrorist pedophile who died of AIDS". He also uses language such as "schvartze" when referring to African-Americans and "kike" for Jews he considers to be traitors. JTF's messages have been condemned for alleged racism by the Anti-Defamation League and the Simon Wiesenthal Center.
Chaim Ben Pesachis Victor has never been married and has no children. No surprise there.
Victor Vancier has never been married and has no children. No surprise there.
by takomakovako November 18, 2010
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victim of vicinity

When you do something you might not otherwise do, due to the fact that someone or something is in throwing distance of your ass. It is used as a way to throw off blame for giving into temptation.
"You cannot blame me for sleeping with Bob again. I didn't mean for it to happen. I am a victim of vicinity."
by Brynndolynn November 8, 2006
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Victoria

Beautiful, spiritual, God-centered, family oriented, people person. This girl loves being socially interactive and making people feel at ease. She has a knack for making the best out of hard situations and giving you a good laugh at something silly. She knows exactly what to do to cheer a sad person up, but at the same time she can cock an attitude if you push the wrong buttons. She doesn't take smack off of anyone, but she can be a pushover as well. She has many inside jokes with her best friend, (who is just as amazing, if not more.) She's wonderful and all that is awesome.
Random Person 1: "Wow! Look at that girl worshipping the Lord!"
Random Person 2: "I know! Did you see all the people that she talked to before service?"
Random Person 1: "Yup! Definitely a social butterfly!"
Random Person 2: "She's GOTTA be a Victoria!"
Random Person 1: "Totally a Vick-T!"
by ags1994 January 10, 2011
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Bukakke Victim

When a guy wanks in a girls mouth, who then doesn't swollow it but lick the guy's face.
Mmmmh, I'll cum! Oh, yeah, YEAAAHH!! Enjoyed it love?
Wait, did you swollow?
HOLY SHIT!!!
by coconut January 28, 2005
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