Full of toast

A kinder way of saying that someone is full of shit.

Larry: "I am the most intelligent person on the planet."

Barry: "You're full of shit."

John: "That girl is 0/10."

Joe: "You're full of toast."

by Marnom Dudield March 06, 2017

Eats the Toast

When everyone taking place in a circle jerk ejaculates onto a piece of toast that has been placed in the center. The last one to go must eat said piece of toast.

Meant as a sign of longevity.

Julie: "I'm so tired of Adam getting off too quick!"
Sandra: "You should fuck Miguel, I heard he eats the toast!"

by Klapp710 June 05, 2015

Burnt toast

Done. Finished. Has seen its end.

He and that girl don't talk anymore. That's burnt toast.

by cantBfaded February 23, 2016

Chode Toast

to take toast and slather it in peanut butter, chocolate chips, and mini marshmellows and then microwave for 20 seconds. it's a delicious treat late at night.

Haley " dood im so hungery!"
Tay " how bout some Chode Toast! its only 1$!"

by taychuu July 04, 2010

Ghost Toast

That hideous thing that happens when the toaster is set to a setting (if you have one of those fancy toasters that has various settings depending on how well-done you want your toast to be) below 3. The first setting basically warms your bread. Ghost toast is basically very lightly toasted bread, which often barely classes as toast. It can be merely heated bread with a crisp shell.

Friend: Hey, want some toast?
Friend 2: Yeah sure, but make sure it's not ghost toast.
Friend: Hey what?
Friend 2: Never mind, just make the toast.
*Friend makes toast*
Friend 2: DUDE this isn't even toast, it's just lukewarm bread! Great. Ghost Toast again.

by duck_shescoming December 22, 2011

moopy toast

Toast that is soggy.

The moopy toast that is placed under fried foods to suck up the oil.

by moopy toast January 22, 2009

white toast

White toast, a game for fags. Bunch of dudes jack it on white bread in a circle and the last one to hit it eats it. all of it

Queer: Ohh hey man let's go play white toast!
Fag: Yea good idea lets go get some more players.
*Fap fap fap fap fap fap*
Loser: Ohh yay! *eats toast*
*dies*

by Stencile June 15, 2008