Gargle Toast

A unique style of cartooning where you draw a picture with a caprion below. Usualy the picture is a mockery of or spoof on the meaning of the caption for humerous purposes.

A Gargle Toast
Caption: "You can't run from the fuzz"
Meaning: "You can't run from the police/law"
Picture: Someone running from a huge fuzzy monster thing.

by The Lawn March 15, 2007

men on toast

Another word for beans on toast

Do you mind if I just make myself some men on toast honey?

by ILoveChickenWithPEAS May 21, 2008

Ghost Toast

That hideous thing that happens when the toaster is set to a setting (if you have one of those fancy toasters that has various settings depending on how well-done you want your toast to be) below 3. The first setting basically warms your bread. Ghost toast is basically very lightly toasted bread, which often barely classes as toast. It can be merely heated bread with a crisp shell.

Friend: Hey, want some toast?
Friend 2: Yeah sure, but make sure it's not ghost toast.
Friend: Hey what?
Friend 2: Never mind, just make the toast.
*Friend makes toast*
Friend 2: DUDE this isn't even toast, it's just lukewarm bread! Great. Ghost Toast again.

by duck_shescoming December 26, 2011

moopy toast

Toast that is soggy.

The moopy toast that is placed under fried foods to suck up the oil.

by moopy toast January 22, 2009

Chode Toast

to take toast and slather it in peanut butter, chocolate chips, and mini marshmellows and then microwave for 20 seconds. it's a delicious treat late at night.

Haley " dood im so hungery!"
Tay " how bout some Chode Toast! its only 1$!"

by taychuu August 1, 2010

white toast

White toast, a game for fags. Bunch of dudes jack it on white bread in a circle and the last one to hit it eats it. all of it

Queer: Ohh hey man let's go play white toast!
Fag: Yea good idea lets go get some more players.
*Fap fap fap fap fap fap*
Loser: Ohh yay! *eats toast*
*dies*

by Stencile June 15, 2008

hallelujah on toast

the ultimate expression of joy.

i've finished all my coursework, hallelujah on toast!

by hannahhhhhhh June 11, 2007