Salty Scones

Tits that permanently taste salty because they have been glazed so many times

I'm not sucking those salty scones

by Working Class Hero May 21, 2021

Salty sledgehammer

smashing your child's head onto a kurb with a sledgehammer whilst singing kumbaya.

Wow that was good salty sledgehammer

by RUSSIA BRUSHING NIGMA February 11, 2020

Salty Dick

The act of masturbating with salty hand lube when one gets clammy or sweaty hands. Once hands are sloppy, most and warm its best to perform a salty dick.

Guy 1: "My hands are extremely sweaty"
Guy 2: "Slip n' Slide them on your dick bro, do the salty dick"

by RaiseOner May 17, 2014

Salty Naan

A Salty Naan is naan bread so salty it becomes a projectile weapon and a meme. Other use of the phrase Salty Naan is for an insult.

“Stop throwing your Salty Naan at me!”
“Stop being a douche you Salty Naan”

by SaltyNaanMemeLord37 July 02, 2018

salty grandma

The act of running up to a male and raping him for 2-3 seconds, donkey punching him, then running off in the darkness giggling.

I just gave your ex a Salty Grandma last night.

by AwesoCast November 03, 2007

salty pancake

Its were you cum on a girls stomach and rub it in with your butt cheeks

i gave her a salty pancake

by derek parsons February 19, 2008

Salty Sundae

A sexual act in which a girl cups her hands as a receptacle for her male partner's ejaculate, to then be covered in "poo" syrup. Once this mixture has been added to the bowl (hands), he places his nuts on top. Finally, the straw is added, and the mixture consumed.

Did you hear about that salty sundae that lance gave sora in the ihop bathroom?

by Jenn Davis March 22, 2008