badger

When you get a new chevy silverado and develop an unhealthy overprotective attachment to the vehicle. You start day dreaming random people trying to damage or steal your new hunk of a truck and refer yourself attacking the pedestrians like a badger would do so.

" If anybody touches my truck I'm gonna jump em' like a badger! .....Speakin' of badgers...I gotta take a shit!"

by sir_kim January 20, 2008

honey badger

A honey badger is a small but formidable mammal known for its fearlessness and tenacity. It possesses a remarkable ability to confront challenges with relentless determination, showing little concern for obstacles or threats in its environment.

Steve Bannon is the honey badger. He doesn’t give a f-ck!

by WarRoomPosse April 16, 2024

badger

a animal that is really fucking cool

dude badger is so cool

by 1337badgers December 25, 2020

Badger Brother

An annoying male who invites himself to parties or gatherings simply because there will be females there. He is unbearable to me around and never brings females.

Kevin: "The tailgate party for the Wisconsin Badgers game should be fun."
Rob:"Oh hell yeah! Hopefully that douche canoe badger brother isn't coming. He creeps everyone out."

by WIBusinessAdvisor October 15, 2025

Belying badger

A badger that is lying on the ground, minding it's own business, wearing a beekeeper suit, when suddenly someone picks it up and flings it at another person.

A belying badger is the opposite of a flying monkey.

I was minding my own business...When suddenly, a belying badger hit me upside the head.

by Her Purpleness December 17, 2012

Funk Badger

Usually referring to a very large Skunk.

Dude, that funk badger almost sprayed my dog!

by Stpaul83 November 10, 2017

mackerel badger

When you flatulate, say this to let others know you've farted but you don't want to say it outright. Originated from Invercargill we believe, and can also be shortened to 'maccy badge'

*farts* 'mackerel badger!' teacher: what? class: *giggles*

by yeah,nah October 28, 2010