Badger

Badger is a large-headed, big-nosed, googly-eyed, bushy-eyebrowed person. He tends to be super short, dumb, nerdy, yet still dumb. Despite all that, he has a huge head, and his humor is on par with a baby. He tries to be trendy in his fashion; for instance, he likes to taper fade his beard, wears jordans for his pants, and an Indiana pacer sweater.

Some accurate comparisons for his look are:
-Naked mole-rat
-Chicken little
-Nerdy spongebob
-Lionel Messigician

Overall, thats crazy.

Oh lord! Look at that Badger! It is a spectacle.
Hello, you look like a Badger.
Oh I see, your fashion sense is like that of a Badger.
Moumen looks like a Badger.

by number1badgerfan November 7, 2024

drunk badger

When a Mazz tries to make a funny... and fails like a drunk badger

dont you drive a drunk badger any way?

by moogleassassin February 3, 2014

Badger

Badger means when some one is not from your ends/out of town

Oh he is a badger, yes he is an op! He doesn’t live in ends

by Ignhggcvgtf February 19, 2018

Badger Brother

An annoying male who invites himself to parties or gatherings simply because there will be females there. He is unbearable to me around and never brings females.

Kevin: "The tailgate party for the Wisconsin Badgers game should be fun."
Rob:"Oh hell yeah! Hopefully that douche canoe badger brother isn't coming. He creeps everyone out."

by WIBusinessAdvisor October 15, 2025

Belying badger

A badger that is lying on the ground, minding it's own business, wearing a beekeeper suit, when suddenly someone picks it up and flings it at another person.

A belying badger is the opposite of a flying monkey.

I was minding my own business...When suddenly, a belying badger hit me upside the head.

by Her Purpleness December 17, 2012

Funk Badger

Usually referring to a very large Skunk.

Dude, that funk badger almost sprayed my dog!

by Stpaul83 November 10, 2017