I'm tired goodnight

Something somebody says when tired and ready for bed

(Goodnight btw)

Guy: Want to watch XQC?
Other Guy: No, I'm tired goodnight.

by TheGuywhodoesidk July 20, 2023

Shower tired

Shower tired is when you don’t want to do shit, but you still take a shower. After your shower, you feel like “damn that was a lot of effort. Now I definitely don’t want to do shit.”

I can’t right now because I’m shower tired.

by Photogal November 10, 2022

im jus tired

there's too much to explain

person 1: hey bro, u good?
me asf: yeah, im jus tired

by yo no hablo español September 29, 2023

tired

being sleepy af cause you forgot to do ur homework so you had to do it at 3 am in the morning.

also my roblox display name xd

if ur tired for other reasons i hope u get better <3

"Ah sh*t!" I think to myself at 3 am in the morning.
"I forgot to do my f*cking homework."
"Eh. Whatever. Might as well get a 0 on it."
*goes back to sleep cause im tired lol*

by yourtypicalcrashout March 11, 2025

tire slayer

Any vehicle with enough power to waste the excess rubber on the tires.

That truck is a tire slayer, it spins and smokes the tire forever.

by The Red Devil October 11, 2021

iphone tired

When u think u are tired from life, but you are really just tired from being on your smartphone.

I thought I had cancer, but it ended up I was just iPhone tired.

by Caiusmark November 5, 2021

Flat Tire

When a girl sucks you but she catches you with her teeth so deep that your penis loses all stiffness.

Dang, she gave me a Flat tire after dinner, it hurts!!

by The_DestroyerXP March 9, 2018