uncle cracker

Lame ass dude with fucked up face and hit song titles such as "follow me".
Latinus: Uncoolinus uglicrackerus

that uncle cracker sucks some serious ass.

by pantherx May 29, 2003

Uncle Bob

Referring to Bob Marley. Its another term for smoking pot while family is present. When your family asks where you are, you should reply casually "I was with Uncle Bob!"

Oh, I was hanging with Uncle Bob!

by BobisNOTmyHomeboy.LOLJK June 22, 2010

uncle tong

An asian that supports a less than authentic asian restaurant. If you eat there you are an uncle tong.

Billy: Hey pete, lets go eat at uncle cho's shrimp palace.
York: Doesn't that have all white cooks?
Billy: Yeah, so.
York: You are asian. Don't be an uncle tong!

by The Sang January 15, 2008

Uncle Dick

Reference to Vice President Dick Cheney who is reputed to play a significant role in running the country all the while scowling.

Definition - A snarling puppetmaster who rules from behind a curtain.

"Yeah, he's a regular Uncle Dick."

by jaymz October 14, 2004

uncle ted

The creepy guy always hanging round in the toilet, patrolling for potential poopers before spending hours in a cubicle.

Dude, you've been in here for 15 minutes!
I know, uncle ted won't fucking leave!

by ninjafloater October 16, 2010

Uncle Pervo

Fun term for a male who acts like a pervert but it can be used in jest. Probably because so many people have weird uncles.
Not quite as bad as calling someone a Chester the Molester.

codger, weirdo, Chester, perv.

Get away from that cute 13 year old girl you Uncle Pervo!

by thedzone October 1, 2009

Uncle Dan

A TikTok man with beautiful facial hair with 80's glasses who contextualizes his statements with great ability. He thinks Chicago pizza is pizza which he is wrong about. His name is in fact not Dan and he is also not an uncle.

Did you see that guy who uses fancy words in his duets? Oh you mean Uncle Dan, yeah he's cool.

by DavidD86 August 7, 2020