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Eisenhower Tunnel Challenge

The act of jacking off from start to finish while passing through the westbound Eisenhower Tunnel or eastbound Johnson Tunnel. The tunnels are located along Interstate 70 high in the Colorado Rocky Mountains. The tunnels deeply penetrate the hard mountain rock in order to cross the continental divide. The tunnels are just long enough to make jacking off feasible but are far too short for the experience to be enjoyable. Male travelers frequently pitch a pants tent involuntarily while making the voyage due to the altitude. This can be used to the participant’s advantage.

Female travelers may also participate by Jilling their way through the dimly lit tunnel. It is uncertain if any attempt have been made at this time.

There is debate whether team plays are allowed or if it is a solitary activity. Similarly, some still believe that the challenge is not completed unless the jacking or jilling is done while operating the vehicle.
A.A.ron: I finally did it!

Lee-yah: did what?

A.A.ron: the Eisenhower tunnel challenge! Had to stop in Silverthorne to get the mess off my steering wheel and then get some new Nikes!

Lee-yah: OMG that’s great! But weren’t you driving with your mom and grandma???
by itsbusted August 7, 2023
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Velvet Tunnel

Sickeningly sweet and soft tunnel desired by men and women worldwide. Located between the legs of an eager woman.
Best night of my life ended when I blew my load int the velvet tunnel.
by stage slave January 31, 2023
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flood her tunnel

Flood the tunnel means to urinate in a woman's vagina after intercourse
After John fucked Suzie he decided to flood her tunnel by urinating in her pussy.
by Muscle Of Love November 12, 2017
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Cappal Tunnel

When one excessively "Cap's" or lies about something
"Bro, This bitch said her hair was real. I told her she had cappal tunnel cause she always talking like it's real"
by Yung RiB October 10, 2019
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Cheese tunnel

I had been elbows deep in a bag of cheetos and my fingers were covered in cheetos dust so when I went knuckles deep in her, she got the ole cheese tunnel.
by ProfessionalAvocado October 5, 2024
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Funk Tunnel

Want to explore my funk tunnel baby...
by Squatch10 February 10, 2019
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Bovarian tunnel dragon

When you throat fuck a girl and punch her in the eyes right before you blow
I have that bitch a bovarian tunnel dragon at that party last weekend bro!
by Huf69 January 12, 2018
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