Squirt

Codename for red/agricultural diesel, commonly used when referring to refueling a vehicle required by law to run only on clear diesel/DERV.

Dal: "Pat, can you fill the magic carpet with squirt mate. I've just finished a squirrel and I need to clean up some swarf before I collect the kipling"

by Pat the builder April 28, 2020

squirt

Noun:
A short nickname for the square root mathematical function.
Verb:
compute the square root of a positive real number

Person 1: Have you finished your homework?
Person 2: Not yet, I just have to squirt a few more numbers.
Person 1: Ah, okay, then good luck.

by ComradeCat2024 December 31, 2023

Squirt

The act of expelling liquid during a female orgasm. Contrary to popular belief, this liquid does not come out of the woman's vagina, but in fact is scientifically proven to be mostly urine and is expelled from the urethra.

Those cam girls who brag about being able to squirt, really need to go to a urologist. They're incontinent.

by TheOneBallWonder December 19, 2021

Squirt

A rat and squirrel mix

I saw a squirt on the tree

by None Harlem February 14, 2023

Squirt

Means you fuck me too good and I love the fuck outta you. Exactly that.

When you squirt i love you n you fuck me good

by Maackdawg May 21, 2023

squirt

serious; for real, genuine. used in a scenario in which someone is serious about something.

"I'm being so squirt with you right now, man. I could not be more squirt than I am right now."
"no like dude i'm squirting right now, she just blocked me 4 no reason. wtf"
"on squirt she doesn't know what she's missing out on"

by jameel's space ride September 05, 2023

Squirt

It’s just piss.

Your mam is full of squirt

by SenseiCarl October 22, 2023