po palah

An egyptian goblin who statpads against small clubs like Southampton, but when it is time to play in important finals and big games such as in the UCL, he is no where to be found.

Yakobper90: "Salah goat! Salah Balon d'Or"
Anyone with a brain: "Lmfao, Po Palah ghosted against Newcastle in League Cup final and was nowhere to be found against PSG🤣"

by PenaldoPessiDog May 21, 2025

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PO

Stands for Positively Orgasmic

Oh, Marj, that was a really good session.
Oh yes Ian, it was PO.

by Welsh_one June 26, 2019

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Pos

A shorter and less harmful term for a piece of shit

jimmy your honestly a real pos

by Jaden king May 20, 2021

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Pos

Peice of shit or parent over shoulder

Watch your language pos

That guy is a pos

by Daddy chillll August 22, 2021

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poing

When a fellow dude at a frat party steals your double red cup full of wocky slush, takes a shit in it, and throws it at an oncoming car on a quiet suburban street.

"Bro, you just got poinged so hard"
"I know, my wocky slush has a bunch of shit in it now."
"Oh fuck, he just threw it at the old ass lady's 2003 Toyota Corolla"

by trapstar329 May 14, 2023

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Poed

When one deficates on themself,forcing one to get in the bath tub play with a rubberduck until they vomit in the tub and slowy masterbate in there own feces and vomit until they climax and pass out

Boi tyler was so drunk saterday he poed himself .

by The ha ha March 26, 2019

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