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Cat Loaf

A cat loaf is a cat that is sitting so perfectly it looks like a loaf of bread. To achieve a cat loaf the cat must not have any of its arms or legs showing and must have its tail tucked in, and thats a cat loaf.
"Omg you have a cat loaf!"
"yes i love my cat loaf"
by bobbly bob November 3, 2022
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Loaf

Yo that’s my fucking loaf right there!
Yo what up loaf
by yeahyeahyeahyeahyaehyaehyaeh January 7, 2022
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Almighty Loaf

Some ignorant retarded pedo half drunk - half high who lacks limbs and has flexible digits. And is a fish.
Guy1: It appears to Be a Almighty Loaf cheif.

Guy2: Hmm? Darling you're correct but you are drunk.
by Vr king May 24, 2022
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loaf snack

Omg yas my Bf is such a Loaf snack

Lol i call my bf my loaf snack hope he doesnt sees this
by RomanS_cock June 30, 2021
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Loaf of bread in the boot

When someone needs to shit. “Oh man I got a load of bread in the boot
It’s used via a sentence as a phrase. For example “ oh man, I have a solid moist loaf of bread in the boot

Or if you have sloppy one “oh dude my loaf of bread in the trunk is only half baked”

Or you’ve done a few dumps “oh man my boot has been baking bread like hoovis”
by Lilghub August 16, 2025
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Loaf

I had a loaf today
by Gay sad Satan March 18, 2018
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lemon loaf

A tyler that is mostly composed of lemons and bready-cake like goodness. Goes well with english tea.

Also served at Starbucks
A:"Awh man, I love a good lemon loaf."
B:"Yeah Tyler is pretty awesome."
by zaBaker December 27, 2011
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