quince farmer

a farmer of quince's (homosexuals)

Person 1:hello
Person 2:hello
Person 1:im a quince farmer
Person 2:ok

by Awesome11111 October 14, 2009

Farmers League

A term to describe a league that, usually, only has a single team winning it every season.

“Man, Haaland is gonna turn the Premier League into a Farmers League.”

by Smellypoopyfartslol September 19, 2023

cactus farmer

Southern slang for the growing and distribution of cannibus and marijuana plants.

I want to move to California and become a cactus farmer

by Cactus farmer January 28, 2018

pussy farmer

I little bitch who tries to act cool but really is scared. Someone who also attempts to dress "dope", uses slang words that out of date.

Wow! That pussy farmer is wearing fucking chains everywhere.

by JimmyJames22 September 2, 2016

The farmers tan

The farmers tan is a serious of events in which the mall sticks his penis in side a women’s ass then will move on to the women giving the man a blow job, which results in the staining of the women’s mouth

“Jaime got the farmers tan the other day”

by Naveedas04 January 11, 2020

Cheese farmers of America

A person who regularly collects their built up cheese growth from their uncircumcised cock, and either keeps it as a trophy or eats it as a snack. Also known as CFA

As a professional cheese farmers of America, I have to set an alarm every day to remember to collect my delicious cheese.

by Coltbolt5000 February 27, 2025

Farmer Nicks Big Dick

His dick is very big

Farmer Nicks Big Dick is very big

by bald freddie mercury December 1, 2023