Simp

A short 5’2, madden loving, white hoodie wearing male. That falls for girls every time the show him any affection at all. So stupid doesn’t realize he’s getting played or that he’s over reading the situation. Thinks playing Minecraft together is dating. Ego sky rockets after getting attention. Has only one specific type. In the friend zone a majority of the time.

Your such a simp

by Sebby 1036 March 2, 2020

Simp

Pretty much your guy best friend. His name is probably Clunie or something like that.

Wow, Clunie, you're such a Simp!

by C# October 10, 2020

Simp

A simp is someone who does work or does unnecessary things for thier girlfriend or someone they like.

David gave his girlfriend some sour straps, he is a simp.
Mr. Li did a maths question for his girlfriend when she asked, what a simp.

by Sophia42069 June 22, 2020

Simp

Someone who sucks up to a girl on twitter dot com to try and get a shag

That @IsakUtd kid is a massive fucking simp, such a virgin lmao

by fuckusimpsak December 14, 2019

Simp

A simp is someone who puts a woman's needs in front of theirs for no good reason while the woman sits back and enjoys the free shit she gets from the men/man

1. Henry is a simp for always prioritizing da hoes

2. Sam is a simp for always prioritizing da hoes

by Your real name click here April 20, 2020

Simp

A man who will do anything he has to do to get a smell of the female genitalia

Ross colgan is a simp

by Ben rooney youngfella March 15, 2020

simp

Anyone named Drew is a simp

Person 1: "Drew is such a simp"
*insert simp card*

by mikewazouski March 25, 2020