italian promise

A promise that you intend not to keep

"Hey you said you would!" "it was an Italian promise"

by Paul Conley March 31, 2015

italian soccer

The soccer that has earned the hatred of nations worldwide.
Thier best tactic: The sham dive

Italy spent half the time in the finals
on the ground. Italian soccer suks

by U_Fool July 23, 2006

italian roulette

like russian roulette but ther are NO bullets in ANY chambers

"blimey Darren" exclaimed Dave "that dark-skinned dwarf's a brave bastard"
"nah" replied darren laconically "unfortunately, he's playing italian roulette!"

by theWestHamfan January 3, 2004

Italian Bulldog

This is when a girls is licking a bulldogs balls while it's eating spaghetti off the floor.

That women sure loves Italian Bulldogs!

by Mr. Becker January 15, 2008

italian mafia

Mafia men (mafiosi) are very dangerous criminals, mostly murderers on their own or on commission. The goal of mafia is power, and they achieve this keeping people in deep fear. If you disagree with a mafioso, you'll die. If not you, any other member of your family will, children included, probably more than one.

Mafia has many different "flavours", according to the region they rule in. Mafia in Sicily, 'Ndrangheta in Calabria, Camorra in Campania, Sacra Corona Unita in Puglia. Despite their local differences, they all act under the same criminality pattern: threats, blackmail and murder, sometimes carnages. Their major monetary income is usually by drug dealership.

Don't mistake italian mafia with italian folklore: they're really different issues. Italian mafia is the worst italian calamity.

Who murdered Falcone and Borsellino? Italian Mafia was, whoever else?

by Marhis August 27, 2007

Italian Guy

An asshole

Kelly: Did you date that Italian guy?

Me: Yeah he was an asshole

by Jkhey December 10, 2015

italian memes

The worst memes of 2017. Made by normies who somehow got popular in the meme world. Not worth the time or effort because they're not funny whatsoever.

Hey, dude, did you see those Italian memes?
Yeah, man, now I want to die more than I already did.

by psychic_cipher420 March 19, 2017